Be male nurse

>Be male nurse
>get scooted to the front of the line in job applications when applying with badass reverse affirmation action for men


>Potential to make as much or more as engineers
>Not breaking my back/exposed to the elements like in the Trades
>not staring in front of a computer all day like in the office jobs


>still have plenty of energy to bang your girlfriend and hangout and party with friends after work


Why haven't you swallowed the RN pill yet, user?

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Lmao enjoy your 20 hour shifts

Go to CRNA or NP school. You'll get bumped to the front again and make 6 fig starting out, and won't have to while assailed or clean up piss.

Cause i don't like cleaning shit and being the doctors bitch? Also fucked up hours and getting sick and being forcfully inocculated with autism doesn't sound fun.

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RN don’t clean up piss tho
I’ve actually consider this
I’m a shitty accountant who hates his fucking job. Just not sure my dad would feel proud telling people his son is a nurse.

there's a shit load of different nursing specialties out there these days, I'll be working in the NICU - dealing with premature babies in those tubes etc

iam 28, fat, and neet. is it too late to try to become a male nurse

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I work as a pilot flying jets... Guess I missed my chance, huh?

being a male nurse is on the level of being a male chink. everyone knows you guys got it good, but you are all considered homos by the general public

I'm a major hypochondriac and working in a hospital woould be my worst nightmare