Chef AMA

Hi, I'm a chef. Ask me anything!

how much do you make

Are you the same alcoholic chef whose wife fucks a black man that did an AMA two weeks ago?

$70,000 a year

No

Does the special have gluten?

How big is your dick and how much cocaine do you consume on an average work day?

No

Pretty big. I don't do cocaine.

>$70,000 a year
rofl no you dont

Are you a chef?

It's true

Yeah

did you study cooking? I mean uh, culinary arts.

if not, what did you study?

Oh you say it's true, wow now that changes everything

no way it couldn't be true if you're saying it's true

Yes I went to culinary school

It is true

interesting choice. i didn't go to culinary school, i went to culinary.

see

Everybody does it different

what is your preferred way to prepare a salmon dinner? cooking method, seasoning, 2 sides, and wine pairing.

what type of restaurant?

Oven roasted salmon. With salt pepper and lemon. Mashed potatoes and green beans. Red wine.

Italian

Redpill me on avocado

OP makes pizza

I love avocado

?

Where can I buy the finest guacamole bowls?

I don't know

a chef of a good italian restaurant who makes 70k per year would not spend the sunday on a racist anima imageboard

my quads confirmed your status as a pizzaslave

what a waste of a get

What kind of questions can I ask?

>a chef of a good italian restaurant who makes 70k per year would not spend the sunday on a racist anima imageboard

This guy starts the same thread every few days and answers in 1 or 2 word answers and very vaguely....some sort of autistic fetish he has

I have the day off

Any kind

Not true

What do you do, when your scrotum itches like crazy, but you can't do nothing, because you're busy?

>Red wine.

that's not a pairing, pizza man. If you weren't a wage slave you would have said pinot noir.

Go to the bathroom really quick

how much do you have to pay for saltimbocca at your place?

It's my preference

A good amount

Is your preference spitting or swallowing?

Where are you a chef making $70,000?

why do indian/pakistani ppl keep opening up pizza stores?

Stop

NY

Don't know

>Stop

It's a simple question. Professional tasters tend to spit their wine out, but many don't.

Are you a gay hooker living in brooklyn?

You're joking

No

Does your wife like anal?

I'm not married

Does your partner like anal?

Not in a relationship at the moment

Would you date me, if you had the time?

Have you ever given or taken it in the ass

Only serious questions please

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What resturant do you work at?