/smg/ - Stock Market General

Trump Destroying America Edition

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trump destroying america hahahaha

FUCK DRUMPF AND FUCK WHITE PEOPLE

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burgers put all your money in to Canadian weed stocks pls. Thanks in advance.

This is the end of Dow's campaign!

CAN'T WAKE UP

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Respect it.

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why is that desk so small?!? A slightly larger desk would have better optics, can't even fit the fucking box on the desk

This is the real thread

This is literally the worst, least intuitive website I've ever used

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AMRS predictions next week?

God Damnit Drumpf

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I bought so high
And held so long
But in the end
It doesn't even matter

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Where is the bright cookie from 3 days ago who was posting UVXY prices and making fun of US?

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fuck off, this one was created first.

P A N I C

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This. We must know

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>Trump Destroying America Edition

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oh lol
SPX is testing february lows

not it wasn't FAGGOT

delete this one

I wish I'd held onto mine past Wednesday

Dow Theory about to swap to sell. Call how low the flash crash goes tomorrow.

youtube.com/watch?v=3soskkvYBgM

Sure hope you're ready to pay alimony, anons.

Where are the anti-gold fucking brainlets? Show yourselves so we can laugh.

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tomorrow is saturday

>Tomorrow

Imagine being this new

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Strong buy signal.

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ITT : brainets who can't 69D chess

What if

Trump is deflating the market which reached retardedly high levels (thanks Obongo) in order for the young people to shitpost with their money on the stock market ?

EMBARASSING

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OH SHIT THERE IT IS

BUY THE DIP ON TQQQ

>Greed

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I PUT EVERYTHING I HAD INTO SPY CALLS AT 2600

NOOOOOOOOO

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i dont see why all you guys are getting FUDed so easily. that one dude who has been spamming the thread has yet to give an argument. the way i see it, the fundamentals havent changed, next ER should be an easy beat and we are gaining steam and clearly outperforming the rest of the market. shit seems ok, just dont be scared if it corrects. it still looks as good long term as it did a week ago, youre just getting FUDed. if youre scared, lock in profits

>400

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Legitimately thought it was Thursday. I haven't slept in 42 hours because of my losses, sorry.

HERE WE GO

It's Buy the Dip time boyz

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Under 2600

>not investing in uranium when it's cheap

fucking amateurs

SUB 7000 NASDAQ

IT'S OGRE!!!!!


IT'S ALL OGRE!!!!!

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you fucking retard

>23484
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all the dip buyers getting BTFO

the next leg of the bull has to nourished with the blood of the panic sellers

>everything tanking
>LockMart mooning
Is it time to buy water and medical supplies yet?

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FREE FALL

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mommyyy MAKE IT STOPPP. ILL BE A GOOD GOY AND BE A COINER

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If we close at these numbers or lower dow theory is triggered to swap to sell. Prepare you anus.

>1:1 retracement
yep confirmed buy more gold and silver monday guys

KILL YOURSELF

just went all in on the SP500
all time highs next week

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he literally is throwing the whole world into a global recession and probably a third world war with the 50 billion in tariffs, and at the same time signing a 1.3 trillion budget for war toys

how fucking stupid one person can be

How new are you, did you open your RH account yesterday or the day before?

how can LMT have a negative book/sh?
insane

BUY BUY BUY

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get over it faggot

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>buy this shit when MACD and RSI are literally in the shitter

Go ahead user, do it

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INSANITY

Seriously though, anons, how fucked are we exactly? I've literally lost more money than I lost in early February.

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golly gee. i wish i had been more greedy today. was not fucking expecting the nasdaq to slide another 2.5% today. shouldve held onto that SQQQ a little longer.

Looks like it worked last time

ITS ALL OVER

TRUMP FUCKED US

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Don't use RH whatsoever. I'm only invested in a few companies but the majority of my portfolio is in ETFs.

>he doesnt have infinite money to buy every dip

LOCK HIM UP

buy high, sell low.
MACD is useless 99.9% of the time. only helpful on divergence.

I'm back to zero and currently looking at negative returns if I hold any longer... Feels bad man

>MAGA, am I rite Comra- I mean rivals in Capitalism.

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Already did got in at 141.57

>had Market order at 140.
>TQQQ Hit's 140.30
>Jumps immediately to 141

I swear this is rigged.

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Trump is giving you a dip to buy. Invest in technology like Amazon, Dropbox, and things associated with online payments.

Will the spooky spider bounce off SMA200 like the last time?

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Down 25k from ATH, but I still feel like markets are too overvalued to buy. Should have just listened to my gut and sold when I got the chance.

What part of making America Great involves collapsing the economy?

I WANT TO BUY AMRS FOR CHEAP

Tbh I probably have more money than most anons. I'm still sitting on a bit. But this is bullshit bro. We're bleeding money from very avoidable stuff.

No...it's not rigged. It's BOGGED.

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Who else bought puts on FB at 165 a few days ago, whos laughing now zuck?

So you got yourself elected. What's the next step of your master plan?

Anything below $10 is cheap.
t. Amyris expert

Ignore them. They don't know any better.

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>be wrong
>be tricked by Russians
>even worse, be Russian
>telling people to get over it

When we handle the traitors, and trust me we will, you guys are going away for a long long time. Enjoy your last days of freedom, Vlad, because now you’ve effectively fucked with the only thing the elite actually care about...their money.

when we dipped like this before the bounce back profits are insane
if you didnt buy today you are a pussy bitch

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Is it really that hard to open a Fidelity, or some other broker, IRA or do most of you just not have the minimum deposit amount?

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LOL, good advice, even better meme.

Should I fomo ????
youtube.com/watch?v=SBClImpnfAg

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I have some ocean front property in nebraska you might be interested in.

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KEK

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Crashing the global economy with no survivors.

So we're drinking then right?

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THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT.

user you're supposed to buy when RSI is low. That's the whole point of the indicator.

>Just buy the dip lol

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/drinkboys/

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Yes. I tripled down after earnings at ~$6.
The new floor will be $8, it will range between $8 and $12

market is slow to react so plenty of time to buy and simply wait.

I wouldn't be surprised if impeachment comes up soon. They've been putting up with Trump because of taxes, but they'll just as soon dump him if he's no longer useful and actively harming their bottom line. There's already plenty of material to use against him.

Jesus christ it's textbook

This needed to happen to this overinflated market. Its overall going to be a good thing. Its better to release the steam slowly to fix the damage done by these people against American interests.

China can eat shit.