Server Q

I'm a female server in the US.

Ask anything, Veeky Forums.

what is the best fast food sandwich?

Here's a question.

Why do you think you're special you roastie whore?

Do you not get enough attention at work so you're here trying to get more?

how much do you make per day on average?

What did you aspire to do for a real career before you ended up working as a server? Don't say paralegal.

Ever spread that gap for a 20% tip?

Have you met Warren G?


Are you fat? You'll get more tips as a thin woman.

Either way, you're societal trash.

What did daddy do to you?

Do you poop at work?

Why do you think we care

>5 posts and no replies

obvious bait thread

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>female server

what do you think?

How many kids is she neglecting at home?

Definitely not special but obviously more moral than you.

Waitressing and being a paralegal are precursors to either porn or prostitution.

Most likely both.

About a bill. I'm at a family restaurant.

Am I being trolled?

Yeah, all the people staring at me as I refill their drinks isn't enough for my ego.

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It was pretty slow today so no, I didn't get enough attention.

Are you attractive?

lol

>females make so much less on average

Be ambitious enough to get a real serving gig.

Get used to the eyes, hopefully you're light as a feather. Real places don't hire fat.

I've served since high school. Currently paying for school with my attention seeking tips.

what's a bill? is that like a hundred or something?

Not my gap, no. However, given digits away for a secured tip raise.

Not fat.

Daddy left when I was five, was in jail, in and out of my life. I damn him for making me choose the food industry everyday of my life.

how old are you?

No kids. Neglecting a dog though.

You're snarky and unpleasant as all fuck so at least we know you're a girl.

Why did you bother making this thread?

Anticipating great questions instead receive people who add nothing to the discussion.

Fuck yes. Especially if it's a morning shift. We have control over restroom volume so I always notch it higher.

>You're snarky and unpleasant as all fuck so at least we know you're a girl.

My sides, user!

Uh I have braces. Big forehead. Weird nose.
So, no?

Yes. Server lingo, you break a bill, you've made 100+.

I work five hour shifts.

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That must be why you only get a bill or so

I've been active on Veeky Forums for a while now I just never post. I'm in culinary school and finishing a degree online. I made it a point to say female in assumption of what proceeded in the thread. It's amusing.

You aren't overly chatty right?
I hate overly chatty servers.

I hope you don't sit down while taking the orders either. That really makes me reeeee.

I appreciate good service, and I always tip well, but boy do I hate overly chatty waitresses who think I wanna have a drawn out convo when I just go there alone to eat.

I don't mind it.
I wouldn't be comfortable doing the jobs attractive girls can get anyways.

I lost 80lbs or so and my body is not in any way fit for a uniform designed to push my tits up and show my stretch marked stomach.

Plus you said average.

>muahaha, look at me toy with these simpletons by saying i have a vagina

this is how pathetic you sound. you offered nothing in the op and the thread would have been a shitshow regardless of stating your gender

go to /soc/

KEK.

You're giving her exactly what she wants.

I let the guest engage in conversation first if that's what they're comfortable with. I personally hate overly floaty serving. Servers should understand that they're there for the food not the company or their server.
The only time I start a conversation is when I box up their food (it's done table side at my place.) More often than not it can become awkward when I'm silently scooping noodles into a box and they're just staring.

Knowing what does and doesn't flatter your body puts you leaps and bounds above most whores.

Do you like food as much as you like attention?

oh, I think I make about the same with cooking 10 hr shifts.
(still on dishwashing salary untill the restaurant owner fixes his shit)

Not true.
I've seen many posts where they state their profession only and the questions proceed in relation to the topic.

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>Definitely not special but obviously more moral than you.
How is attention-whoring on anonymous board "moral".
All women are attention whores...

you, I like you. I'd give you a better tip.

I went to dennys a few days ago and I got this super chatty waitress when all I wanted was to enjoy my choose your own grand slam breakfast in peace. She told me that she wish she could have an awesome breakfast, then went on about what she had. Never did I ask her about it or anything.

I work in food service as well, and I don't ever engage first for those reasons. I try to be direct as possible and give the best possible service. I won't say anything extra to make people uncomfortable because I want them to come back and enjoy being there.

Considering I chose food as a permanent profession, yes.
I didn't want attention to myself. I genuinely wanted to answer shit from the inside for you all.

>this and the booze thread are the most popular on Veeky Forums right now

consider suicide friends

Serving has it's bad money days.

I recommend going to a corporate restaurant.

Damn dude, who fucked you over?

>Update

>Inside

How man kids you think you'll have in the 5 years?

If it is 0, you;re wrong.

2-3 will be the minimum. You'll fall for someone in the AA program, and ruin your life and become flyover trash.


You'll be aging at a rate that will couple with the disintegration of the social security. The same program that paid seniors into the death, you will have paid for with no dividend.


Become a prostitute while you can.

>not using catalog

>this concerned with a chan board

kys mate

>Replying to an obvious reply whore

You are the cancer

Let's see the back.

I'm not going to lie, you're very right in many ways.
The food industry is thick with druggies and AA people and whores and prostitutes and sad motherfuckers and conceded bitches and you know, really, there's nice people too. We're all just paying bills and buying food ourselves. And while most of you will argue that we should get better jobs and it's all our fault and much more bullshit, I bet a lot of you are working wherever, whenever to pay your bills and buy some food. At this rate, you all want everyone to have credentials to post.
I'm okay where I'm at.

Also the guy I'm with isn't in AA. I'll update if I get pregnant though.

kek

Everyone on Veeky Forums is snarky and unpleasant.

1. STAY OFF THE LINE
2. DO NOT CHAT THROUGH THE EXPO WINDOW
3. STAY OFF THE MOTHER FUCKING LINE

not asking.

if i pull that off, will you die?

how many times have you gotten fucked at work?

Your mum fucked me over... and over and over again, you small cocked cunt.

>finishing a degree online

The following would apply to you irregardless of gender, race, creed or anything at all, dear:

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA

> (You)
>Damn dude, who fucked you over?
Been married.
Twice.

So two women fucking you over = all women are attention seeking whores? You're the only damaged one between those two, m8.

That is in no way, shape, or form "server" lingo.

kek, good luck with that. Most servers who I have worked with in my 10+ years in the industry are doing it while they are preparing for something else. Maybe about 20% of them who have been doing it as long as you ever actually do it and only about 5% or so ever move to the BOH permanently even less if you are a woman.

I wont even hire women for BOH staff.

would you suck my dick?

I asked you not to read it.

There's a waitress that I did see that caught my eye. I ordered some food and she asked me what I wanted and I said I didn't care and she didn't ask me dumb leading questions like most waitresses, she just went and got me some scrambled eggs. She also had a montone, indifferent voice, just like me. As a test, just before I left, I asked her what she thought about the newspaper headline about the stabbing and she said she laughed. That's exactly what I did too. Perhaps I should ask this girl out, but which way would be the wisest to go about it.

Btw, I hate women.

Don't ask your waitress out, she is only nice to get paid.

When's the last time you acted interested in someone for a hefty tip?

Fuck you, I'll do what I want.

Just ask her if she wants to go out with your nonchalant attitude.

Ask her if she wants to go stab someone with you some time.

yesterday lol, this one loser eating alone I had to pretend to be interested in him, like ugh disgusting. I told him I liked his fedora. He gave me a 100$ tip and his phone number which I threw in the trash. Stupid beta, thanks for the cash nerd lmao.

REEEEEEEE

how would you know what she and her coworkers call making a hundred plus?
i've actually worked in a restaurant where the servers said bill about 100 dollar notes or about making more than a hundred.

Better question: how is it immoral?

You're right. That's fucking regular lingo m9. Where the fuck have you been?

how often do black people actually tip?

>I'm a female server in the US.

Why do modern American women fucking suck at cooking?

American grandmas used to be famous for your Sunday dinners.

What happened?

>Why do modern American women fucking suck at cooking?

>Why do modern American women fucking suck at cooking?

The modern Millennial Feminist.
Can't do what Men do today.
Can't do what Women did yesterday.

tits or GTFO
You know the rules whore.