I'm going to order pizza, what does everyone want?

>I'm against things that are popular
>Ok, now that the angsty teens have had their say what is the real topic worth discussion?

Don't worry, sport, you're shitty pizza will come soon enough.

Thanks Hans, but I already ate, enjoy the fatstick.

Sauted semen + garlic.

Germans are the most autistic people on earth

Remove pineapple. I don't think they go well with anchovies.

tell them to just fill the box with pineapple

I'd imagine it's a nice salty/sweet combo, then again I've never had it so what would I know

I'll have a BBQ Meatlovers but substitute the BBQ Sauce for normal pizza sauce.

So, a meatlover?

You a nice guy, user

I'd remove the anchovies and replace with black olives then

Is everyone on Veeky Forums this insecure?

I will not speak for the rest but personally I am very insecure.

Yes. Very much so

Eat shit, if you make a good enough pizza cheese is all you need.

Undeniable winner

This. Why does modern pizza have to be one third cheese, one fifth sauce?

I want a tendies and tater tots pizza please... Heavy on the tendies

>salami or bacon
>extra cheese and sauce
>lots of fresh mushrooms
>lots of chopped peppers

Pepperoni sausage is so incredibly bland.

>causing communism, nazism and the EU
You fucks should all be gassed.

Sometimes things are popular because they're good.

Sometimes things are popular despite not being that good.

I ONLY eat my tendies with honey mustard but when its on a pizza I think I would have to go ranch.

That's a small one...

Kek

>there are actually people who eat pineapple on pizza

It's the severe autist giveaway

The autist is the guy who screeches over other people's choices of topping.

The severe autist is the guy who puts PINEAPPLE on pizza

NO U

It's better than fucking corn

Only way to make it edible if you use trash ingredients. Aka basic burgerland approach to everything food related, shit ton of cream cheese salt sugar. And yes im O B S E S S E D but you are subhumans.

I don't even like pineapple at all but chill.

I said it last thread, ill say it here
>Salami
>spinach
>tomatoes
>sausage
>mushrooms
this is the best pizza

this is where you are objectively wrong
corn is delightful pineapple is a fucking fruit that shouldn't be anywhere near savory pizza

Pepperoni and anchovies. Period.

Pepperoni
Mushrooms
Jalapeno peppers

How does it make you feel that tomato, a FRUIT, is all over pizzas then?

Cheese pizza

Extra sauce
Pepperoni
Pineapple
Bacon bits
Stuffed crust.

First learn the difference between culinary fruit and botanical fruit and then maybe you'll understand that words can have different meanings before you make an ass out of yourself again.

This is one of those 'alternative facts' things you Trump supporters are all about isn't it.

Well I ain't falling for it.

t.intelligent American

>pineapple is a fucking fruit that shouldn't be anywhere near savory pizza
>fruit
>savory pizza

>sweet and savory don't belong together

uhh....

admitting you are O B S E S S E D doesn't suddenly make it okay Mr. Eurobenis.

Devilish.

Spinach, tomato, bacon, chicken with ranch sauce!

Hawaiian, as always.

Wir Bayrisch jetzt!
youtube.com/watch?v=yf3qkvjse6Y

Eggplants and mushrooms. Anchovies are fedora meme.

Hawaiian with piñon and green chile.

Cheese pizza with ten standard portions of garlic + tiger shrimps + pineapple pieces + jalapeño.
I call it Arcania.

Have the people who hate pineapple on pizza so much even tried it? Sweet, salty and savory objectively pair well together.

CHICKEN AND JALEPENOS

Hot Italian sausage
Mushrooms
Black Olives

>Hot Italian sausage
Already got one for ya twink -unzips dick-

I wonder the same. Are they just trolling for the kicks, or are they really unable to understand how sweet and savory can work together.
>caramelized onions and blue/Gorgonzola cheese in a burger
>char siu
>Honey glazed ribs

Ill have a kevin mcaslister

Goat anus

Gorgonzola is a blue cheese, user.

Bait.

Gabagool, proshoot, and extra mutzarella

Garlic and arugula and chicken on pesto please.

Here you go

>pork and apple sauce
>turkey and cranberry
>Duck and orange
>Apricot chicken
>sweet and sour anything!
these people are retards…. it works when you know whats going on….. These people eat tater tots and tendies

Smoked meats and aged dairy products, please.

I'll have chicken,bacon,pineapple and bbq sauce on a cream base

speaking as a adult, I actually like pepperoni, IF it's made with fennel.

>What do the adults want?

Not pizza

>I'm going to order dinner, what does everyone want?
>PIZZA!
>Ok, now that the kids have ordered what do the adults want?

Pepperoni AND Cheese!

Relevant
youtu.be/rQr7rcF7icE?t=49

how about porkcheek, red cabbage and horseradish mayo?

Jalapenos and red peppers.

Artichoke hearts and mushrooms.

Doesn't sound bad

>What do the actual adults want?

no meat

Both sound good. If by red pepper you mean a red spicy pepper and not a horseshit bell pepper

Found the faggot.

This sounds orgasmic.

...

>cheese pizza
what did he mean by this? pizza without toppings?

Yeah, it's the kind of boring pizza that children like.

this whole thread

>lol pepperoni is for kids
>I'll have a double barbeque, double bacon, double ham pizza, no sauce because tomato is a vegetable, please and thank

wew

>no sauce because tomato is a vegetable
>CTRL+F no sauce
>only result
What did he mean by this?

>bbq, 3 results
user, do you drizzel bbq on a pizza with tomato sauce? That's kinda weird.

Also

Sausage and mushrooms.

>Alfredo and/or garlic oil base
>mozzarella, goat cheese, feta
>basil, spinach, sun dried tomatoes, artichoke hearts
>chicken, pancetta

I unironically want to know where that pizza is from. It looks like a go za.

CHICKEN!

BACON!

RANCH!

I WANT EXTRA RANCH

Olives, Bell pepper, onion and Jamón Serrano.

Also tomato sauce and cheese but that's a given.

Combination made in fucking heaven

The only topping.

>olive oil
>mozzarella
>mushrooms
>olives
>topped with salt and black pepper

my favorite pizza, who the fuck needs sauce

Left beef. Anything else is for plebs and faggots.

you mean you have pizza without cheese?

is that an american thing?