That guy thread

>that guy who thinks applebees is a fancy restaurant
>that guy who buys $50 whisky and mixes it with coke
>that guy who boils his sausages in water
>that guy who puts ketchup/siracha on everything

>that guy who spends energy caring about that other guy

>that guy who posts warped pictures of Brendan Fraser even though he looks plenty fucked up without photoshop applied

this

>that guy who doesn't wear a Fedora

>that guy who wakes up in the morning and thinks to himself "you know what there are people who enjoy their steaks differently and that's UNACCEPTABLE I MUST MAKE A THREAD INSULTING ANYONE THAT DOESN'T EAT IT LIKE ME"
>that guy who doesn't eat fried ham instead of bacon
>that guy that doesn't eat eggs because the anti-egg factory jews tell him eggs have too much cholesterol

>that guy who spends energy caring about what the other guy cares about

>"Don't dip that fish in soy sauce/wasabi! The point of sushi is to taste the entire flavor profile of the fish just like Jiro!"

>That guy who post on Veeky Forums and thinks he makes a difference.

>that guy who thinks he is superior for eating something exactly the way a small group of people overseas eat something

>that guy who copies the first guy

>that guy who spends energy caring about that guy who spends energy on that guy

>that guy who spends energy caring about that guy who spends energy on that guy spending energy on that guy

Also
>That guy who wants to eat at a fancy place because its currently popular and not because the food is good

>inb4 it doesnt

>that guy who needs to work on his reading comprehension

I got a nice bottle of rum for Christmas and while I don't enjoy straight alcohol I also don't want to waste it on plain rum-and-cokes. What's a proper cocktail for premium rum?

Inb4 doesn't work like that, frogposter.

Rum + Water

>that guy who boils his sausages in water
How else would you boil them?

Oil. Fucking oil. How can u be on a cooking board and not know the basics of different types of bases for a dish?

Isn't that technically not boiling them?

>i have no memetic analysis comprehension the post

No wonder Americans are so fucking obese, they even "boil" fat in fat

There is nothing wrong with boiling sausages, I don this before I grill them to firm them up.

Water=boiling
Oil=frying

>le /pol/ memed trump into office
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>that guy who thinks applebees is a fancy restaurant

yeah, because golden corral is fancier, right?

asshole

>that guy who boils his sausages in water
sup?

in beer

boiled sausage is great.

>that goy who doesn't keep kosher

memed into office
>le this american life

>that guy who buys $50 whisky and mixes it with coke
That might just be the only thing that triggers me. It's fucking whisky not a soft drink for fuck sake savour the taste you fucking normie.
Also
>that guy that orders a salad at McDonald's
>that guy that drinks girly or room temperature beer
>that guy that pours half a handful of salt into his food

I do a mixture of beer, spicy mustard and kraut juice

Can we get more of these fucked up celeb faces?