What jobs did your parents have?

What jobs did your parents have?

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Teachers.

Dad was a salesman. Mom was a teacher.

my dad was a computer scientist and worked as a PA for Steve Jobs when he started his company NEXT in the u.k

Dad owned a dental clinic, mom was a teacher.

mom- lawyer
dad- doctor

Teachers

Security guard

Dad's a looser

Dad was in the Air Force then went into government contracting.Mom was a high level bureaucrat.

The amount both federal and state governments spend on their employees salaries and pensions is flat out fucking disgusting.

at least he didn't browse Veeky Forums you bitch

Dad is a garbageman. Pulled in over 100k last year. God bless unions

Dad is an engineer mom works at WalMart.

Dad did home renovation and drywall. Mom did a bunch of part-time secretarial, travel agent for a while, sold Avon products etc. My family was poor. Dad was a disaster with bookkeeping and barely scraped by. He has, to date, filed for bankruptcy three times.

unions are responsible for the death of American manufacturing. I dont really care about manufacturing jobs, let the chinks have them, but apparently some people do.

Dad systems engineer
Mom worked in photonics

IlluminAti

Dad - maintenance job at coal mine
Mom - selling tickets for trains

I'm not going to make it.

Stay at home mom and dad was working at the environmental permit department at the city hall

No, greedy corporate executives who thought "I can either make 5 dollars profit manufactiring my product here, or 50 dollar profit by having some Chinese 7 year old kid make my product there and shipping it over," is what killed manufacturing here.
Besides my pops is in Teamsters. You're mad at the wrong union

Get a load of this retard.

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dad was a prostitute
mom worked for nintendo
they both perished in 9/11

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Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a 15-year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize; he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes, he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament... My childhood was typical: summers in Rangoon... luge lessons... In the spring, we'd make meat helmets... When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds — pretty standard, really. At the age of 12, I received my first scribe. At the age of 14, a Zoroastrian named Vilmer ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum — it's breathtaking... I suggest you try it.

Dad: therapist
Mom: hairdresser

Tambourine playing gipsy

My parents were CIA agents who made data-mining threads like this one.

What is this from senpai?

mom: sailor
dad: sailor

Not kidding

Dad was an engineer. Mum stayed home

My dad used to jerk punks off under the Queens borough bridge for 15 bucks a man. Brought home some serious coin. Mum was a housewife.

dad programmer
mom aircraft engineer, later CEO of an insurance company and then wagekek again

Never fall for the career meme

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dad was an alcoholic construction worker
mom was a part time bartender and housewife otherwise

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My mom was a millwright and my dad was a fullonrapist.

Mom was nurse
My das used to work for bitcoin

dad worked down at the local gloryhole
mom invented cuck porn

Mob hitman and a real estate agent.

drug dealer and prostitute, both are in jail now

Source?

Dad is a fleet dispatcher. Mom is a school teacher.

One of the Austin Powers movies

Both are doctors

Dad’s a doctor, mom was never important

Dad was a burglar, mom never worked a day in her life.

Dad's a senior financial planner for a big bank. (He knows about Link).
On and Mum's a nobody.

parents?

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Dad - convenience store owner, female clothing shop owner, all went bankrupt.

Mom - just helped out dad sometimes. Small jobs here and there.

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Mom held a bunch of different high positions in different banks, office manager and such

Dad was a general director of a successful factory [spoiler]until the big money got to his head, he started giving it out to his new "friends" and making expensive trips to Cuba, while his wife and young kid lived in a tiny apartment. Eventually he started cheating, mom divorced him, even told him that she doesn't need him to pay child support just because she was so angry. After that he got into heavy drinking and gambling and one day lost not only all his money but also all the money that he had to pay his workers next month. He skipped the town and now living as a low life office worker in the ass part of the country[/spoiler]