Be me

> 2u ywar old American white man, US Ivy league educated lawyer
> make 300k a year plus foreign pay adjustment of another 120k
> work for prestigious international law firm in Hong Kong
> do major deals that make international news headlines. Meet the C suite of top global companies
> have private car, meals, expensive hotels, business class flights paid everywhere I go
> smash the best Asian chicks in Hong Kong, Singapore, Tokyo weekly (literally so easy)
> smash models back in NYC ?(more work but we go to the best larties so can do with game)
> take vacations to best sports in world (in a villa in Italy now)
> have next gig lined up for PE shop

Basically running the world and shutting all over biz fags

Oh yea p.s. I forgot to say when I was recounting how good my life is that I made millions in crypto last year just spending my bonus money. Lol.

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the fact that you are attempting to brag on an anonymous tibetan fish fisting forum confirms what a pathetic loser you are.

That’s cool
You’d get more upvotes on reddit

Oh yea it does. Good work sort.

No Reddit is marginally middle class and sane. I really like to rub it in the faces of the angry failures here.

OP you unironically sounds like a loser

post proof or gtfo

In order to prove anything you're saying is true OP put a Sharpie pen in your asshole and snap a pic. Then we'll all believe you 100% :)

You’re probably fat, bald and have a tiny dick irl you were on here fudding blockchain the day before yesterday. Why don’t you get a life you sad cunt

Get the back to your doc review in the basement, shit tier associate, and stop larping on Veeky Forums.