Find a flaw

Find a flaw.

i hate anything with "smart" in the name

Dry

bits of popcorn stuck in your teeth. hard to get that shit out.

What can I say, I love em

Its white

Find a flaw.

It doesn't taste good.

I can't stop myself from eating too much and becoming a fatass?

You have to buy more when you finish it

The flavor makes up for it.

This

>this is going to be fucking shit people who buy pre-popped corn are retards and it can't possibly be good
>someone gives me a bag
>it's actually fucking good
fuck me

Herpa doodly tikki tum.
A herpa flaw a tiddly tee tee tum.

(Eat these)

Shit gets stuck in your teeth

me.
too.

Cancer

Vinegar

I have to buy a small bag otherwise I'll eat the whole thing and make myself sick

They call the big bag family size when it really only feeds one person

I ate one of the huge family bags of Cheetos when the wife went home for Christmas. They taste all greasy and amazing after eating like 20 of them. I was sick for 2 days and haven't eaten them since. wtf was I thinking

your fingers need to go through a carwash after you eat some.

these

shit's addicting

The first 2/3 of the bag is great
The last 1/3 of the bag might as well be popcorn coated gravel

>addicting
*addictive
No need to thank me.

It's cakes all over my hands.

Gets your fingers really dirty.

It's popcorn.

This basically. I eat a large bag right after ordering pizza ALWAYS.

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