Things you can say about food that you can't say about your significant other
Things you can say about food that you can't say about your significant other
Thomas Miller
Mason Powell
The residual bile from poor cleaning gives it a real barnyardy flavor.
Asher Young
It's too fatty.
Adam Hill
I took it out of the freezer to thaw.
Hudson Murphy
It's overcooked, send it back.
Ryan Anderson
"it looks moist and tender"
Liam Sanchez
"tastes like river rocks"
t. Andrew Zimmerman
Blake Edwards
23 points to user!
Things your favorite celebrity chef would say about your sex life
John Rodriguez
>ywn eat penis in a back alley with Andrew Zimmern.
Why live?
William White
I like it.
Colton Phillips
It's really lean.
Chase Evans
"You forgot to put it on the plate"
Isaac Ramirez
>You are after all, the Kiefer Sutherland of the using one hand...
Kevin Williams
>IT"S RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWW
Lincoln Cook
"The knife glides through the flesh of the breasts like it would glide through warm butter"
Luke Parker
...
John Gonzalez
Perfect
Oliver Carter
Sure glad this food is here
Luke Hill
It's so big and joocy.
Hunter Baker
When one food pairs well with another you can and you should eat both at once.
I just want to fuck my gf's sisters and friends come on.
James Taylor
Anal or vaginal?
Ryder Johnson
This roast beef is delicious
Justin Rodriguez
Vaginal
Elijah Flores
Kek what a faggot
Connor Hill
it smells fishy