This shit ain't even hot

This shit ain't even hot

what's better hot sauce

El Yucateco

El chupacabra

It's not hot, but it has good flavor

>not just going strictly for flavor
Cholula is a great sauce
Valentina is god tier though and all the spics around here only use that shit

Valentina all the way.
Cholula tastes like taco bell hot sauce tier garbage

this.

I can generally stand the heat of other hot sauces but most of the time you just get a burning sensation but hardly any flavor at all.

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>This shit ain't even hot
No one said it was.

V I N E G A R
All these sauces...are basically the same. Dab it on, the texture is like water. You hurry up to eat, accordingly...you taste salt first. Then vinegar. And then later, after a while, some heat. The texture should be like ketchup, the heat should be like serrano-cayenne blended (NO GARLIC) and it should sting both in the mouth and in the stomach later on...

There's nothing store bought that achieves this. Go ahead and buy that top shelf shit; 15 bucks for a small ass container with a fancy label...XXX DEATH SPICE (watch out) OR DIE...bitch please...I'm still tasting water, salt and vinegar first; just paying more.

Truth is, just make your own. Start out with the base you like most and add pickled serranos and jalapeños; cayenne powder on top. I start with a hot salsa, then blend accordingly. Sometimes I add raw ginger to change it up...WHOOOOO!!!!

Make sure it's the orange "caribbean" one

Valentina (black label)

it literally says hot on the bottle

tapatio if youre truly cultured

Mexifag here, Valentina is overrated. It only goes well with a few things.

Sriracha unironically

I think this stuff is pretty good, and I never see people use it. It's more of a ketchup-style hot sauce.

Many of these sauces being listed aren't any hotter.
I like Cholula because the flavor goes well with so many things and it has just the right amount of heat to wake up your tastebuds WITHOUT actually being hot.

perfect comment. i'd eat food with you irl

I guess cholula is more of a salty spicy sauce than a hot sauce but fuck if I don't use it on tons of shit.

Where to buy better hot sauces? All I have here is a Walmart and they have like Texas Pete and Cholula

Amazon

Go to your local Latino, Caribbean, or Asian grocery store or the internet.

Check ethnic grocery stores around you.
I have a local asian grocery near me that sells this shit and I'm addicted. Also not very hot though.
Online will be easiest.

Fucking this. This or Tapatío every damn day of the week.

There's plenty of sauces that aren't shitty chilli vinegar water

im a cholula boy

this all the way famalam

i like franks red hot sauce and also rooster sriracha

Has anyone ever had this before? I almost bought a bottle but it seemed really expensive desu.

It's been a long time. The flavour, it would work well with or as a hot BBQ sauce. Has a bite similar to HP

Blair's line is pretty nice and common enough that you could probably find some in a grocery store.

this one's my favorite op

This. Valentina is the best hotsauce. My neighbors turned me onto it and I can't go to anything else.

You wrong.

If you want hot sauce only for the spice, there's a ton of stupid mega death sauces. If you want flavor Valentina is the best.

Valentina is good, but not too useful, I find, in anything but cuisine with Mexican flavors. It's so flavorful that it needs equally strong flavors that can stand up to it. I've tried it on eggs and pizza, and on those it's just overpowering.

... although one time I got a chicken sandwich from Hardee's when I was super drunk, poured some Valentina's into the middle of it, and it was fucking delicious. So there's that, too.

I wish they sold this shit in bottles but I haven't been able to find the hot one for years now :(

Used some on my stir fir minutes ago. Dank shit.

stir-fry*
wtf is wrong with me

desu this is the one between "not even hot" and "kills you"

Like other anons said, Valentina is pretty good for hot but I myself prefer Tapatio. It's milder but has excellent taste

Classy.

I know this brand is a meme but this shit is legit. Best Habanero sauce i've ever had, best flavor, p good heat.

The kind you make yourself.

That's a wild assumption.

The way you type alone is enough to make me feel pretty sure you're not worth listening to. You sound like you'd market your homemade hot sauce as "The best hot sauce you'll ever taste".

Back when I was college kid broke this stuff is what kept me going, since I'd put it on my ramen. Although it's been like four years since I graduated and to this day even smelling instant ramen makes me want to gag.

Melinda's.

Thick and tasty

This. Melinda's xxxx is the truth.

I bet you're an insufferable cunt in real life.

>no garlic

What kind of faggotry is this?

dis my niig

Are there any without vinegar? I already know what stuff I do and don't want vinegar on.

Blairs ultra death

this mariachi motherfucker right here

Stop eating old vinegar chilli, eat angry lady chilli oil instead. Hot, tasty, good for you.

Grandma sauce has been hard to find the last couple years

This is the same sperg who reviewed the grand mac.

Harissa! I honestly can't imagine my life without it

Tabasco Habanero.
Sweet and fruity with a lot less vinegar than the OG Tabasco sauce. It's spicy but not that much, perfect for begginers in the hot sauce thing.

This stuff is good, you can really taste the fruit.

too sweet, perfect for people who use ketchup as a hot sauce

are there any other kinds of these other than this one and the louisiana one?

its the nicest tasting hot sauce though desu

kek, stupid cumskins and their red vinegar

You can get some hot sauces from their online store shipped free for pickup at a local store. I did this for el yucateco xxx a while back.

This has become the new king.

It's the only hot sauce I really use any more.

fpbp

I'm surprised this hasn't been mentioned yet. Yes it's asian (sort of), but it works on anything.
I just bought a jar of that. Looking forward to using it.

Don't know if i'd call it the best but I love using it in sambal goreng dishes.

I've never seen that red stuff before

>hot sauce

Salsa is where its at especially at least 6 hours aged ... Bottled anything just fails and fails unfortunately

just bought this today but haven't tried it yet. looks too american to be good

this is good shit p spicy too

Sambal Oelek is good on literally everything. Not just the best hot sauce, but the best sauce in general

Frank's is the nectar of the gods

it's good mane

Are Blair's death sauces a meme?

Walkerswood Jamaican jerk marinade or seasoning. Not really a hot sauce but can be put on anything hot sauce can. Not only is it spicy but it tastes good as shit imo