Refreshing cool drinks

Cask of chilled Riesling pegged to the hills hoist

Something niggers in 3rd world countries drink. We don't have it here because we're first world and don't have niggers and ghetto's

mai tai, or pear cider.

The one and only mango.

Capi ginger beer mate, not too sweet and nice and spicy, like fever tree but cheaper, 3 dollars something for a 750ml bottle

Good for dark and stormies, on that note Coruba is pretty inexpensive and tasty

Fresh lime juice, generous pinch of salt, top up with ice and carbonated water.

Do you actually call those things mangos?

You tropical cunts are alright.

Mint and lime in water

A couple of cheeky mangos will never do ya wrong mate, better than that poofter virgin buster shit

Sambuca poured into a chilled coconut.

good man

Ice water with half a lime's worth of juice. Add ice cubes for extra points.

A Radler or a coors light

partly frozen (like pre-slush consistency) gatorade, with a little water mixed in. Powerade is ok too, but it comes in second. Water is great but if i only drank that I'd probably pass out.

If i'm not working, lemon or cucumber water. beer of course. gin and club soda with some lime. homemade iced tea is great too, but i only cold brew, and it takes several days

t. roofer in august heat.

something really fucking sugary and cold straight from the freezer, like the kind of drink you used to get from an ice cream truck

Iced and sweetened mate
looks tasty

Vodka Tom Collins