Didn't see one.
Have to go to a wedding today. Got hammered last night. Will definitely get drunk again tonight. Drinking rolling rock and waiting on Chinese delivery.
My gf's parents are in town and I'm hoping they don't want to see how I live.
How are the rest of my people doing.
it scares me to say this but do any anons get the feeling that they're not going to live very long?
I've felt that way since I was 12, and I'm now 30.
Life just keeps disappointing me. That's why I keep drinking.
Local burger and ultimate bloody mary type place got its first franchise in my backyard, formerly a 20 minute drive away.
Time to get a nice morning buzz. The only question is: burger and beers, or meal in a glass?
drank a sixer of porter while marathoning anime.
Wish I wasn't such a pathetic faggot and actually did shit on Friday nights.
Is there any real reason to not drink? I feel like I don't mind if I'd live from 70 to 80 so I wouldn't really mind having a poor liver. I'm just curious as to how much time will be shaved off my life in the future if I am drinking often
Would you think it'd be cooler to go be loud obnoxious dicks with other people who are out drinking at a bonfire or something? Personally I prefer drinking alone
how hungover are you?
Not at all, an ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure.
get food but get drunk first. If i know i'm hungry and have money I'll generally sink like 4-5 beers and then eat.
good buzz and then you can keep that ball rolling.
Yes? Not all of us are socially retarded.
If that is your idea of fun then you might wanna check who's retarded
Protip you're both retarded as shit.
Elaborate as to why
This right here. If you eat first you'll spend hours chasing a good buzz.
Neurotypical people enjoy socialising and interacting with others.
Im sick of fucking being hungover all the time. I hate this shit
you're on an al/ck/ thread on a slow board on Veeky Forums. Not OP, but there's clearly something wrong with you. Just embrace it. It's like shitty family here.
Getting drunk with buddies and being loud tools is not my idea of a good time. Enjoy having the mind of a teenager for the rest of your life
me too man, me too.
Isn't this image the most real interpretation of an al/ck/ hangover or minor detox.
What's al/ck/'s preferred liqueur to drink straight? What does it taste like?
Preferably high ABV
>inb4 liqueur isn't for drinking straight
anything 25% ABV or higher around here is about the same price unless it's some fancy brand name shit, maybe 10-15% extra for a liqueur like Limoncello over straight vodka
Just stirred up a bloody mary over here. No prospects, no real reason to live. At least there is Trump, so I have to see what transpires.
I really wouldn't recommend drinking limoncello. Way to much sweetness and sugar I would say. If you want high content just chase shots of Turkey 101.
I drink 20~25 shots of fireball a night. Doesn't taste good but it 33 percent and goes down smooth, don't need chaser and easy on stomach
I don't get this. I drink most nights and am almost never hungover. How much are you guys drinking? And do you rehydrate during the day? A few gulps of juice or water before bed goes a long way too if you can tell you are really trashed
When you go down the path there's always a period where it's impossible to get hungover like no matter how much you drink, because your body is so used to it. Keep drinking however and the hangovers will return and be worse than ever.
I don't get hungover because I have backed it down a bit, but say if I got super trashed on liquor I'd probably wake up shaking in the morning with crippling anxiety that only more booze would fix.
So you're old. I get it now.
>Turkey 101
What does it taste like? I'll look for it next time I go shopping
My gf does that, she can go through most of a bottle if she wants, way too spicy for me, but otherwise I'll admit it's pretty smooth
as opposed to getting drunk alone and jacking off to babby animes instead of having friends to drink with?
If you don't like camping, grilling, and drinking in like-minded company then you're just a faggot.
I don't really care anymore. I drink everyday and I took smoking up again. My life seems like ground hog day but weekly repeat instead. I might take one more go at getting sober and sorting out my life but I need to find something to live for again. I have been trying to play guitar more, I play better after a few drinks though so we shall see
Wild turkey 101 is 101 proof bourbon
What the other user said is true. Ive been a daily drinker for well over a decade now and i feel like the older i get my hangovers get worse and i get hangovers from drinking less. I have 10-15 drinks a night and if i get up to the higher end of that range i have bad hangovers. The last couple weeks ive been trying to cut back considerably but i kinda slipped up the past two nights
how do you all score?
I was gonna say ninth, but then I saw that it said week instead of day.
Oh. So it tastes like alcohol, then. Like I said, stuff like that is usually only slightly cheaper than liqueur so I'd rather go for something with a nice flavor if I can help it, but I'll check the price on that stuff anyways
I keep pushing my teeth very hard every time I drink
I need to stop it, I'm real afraid I'm gonna lose my teeth like some other guy in these threads
Started dude lmao'ing to curb my drinking. Was working well until my only sort-of friend got engaged, which I should be very happy for her about but I can only make it about how lonely my selfish ass is.
And I just don't wanna get high that sad
im recovering from a 4 day bender....this is accurate
ive been completely unable to function today and have barelymoved....only to get more water, and toast
top decile
welp im gonna die if i dont stop this.......gotta keep trying my best to stay sober for good.
eighth here
anyone know some good ciders? started trying them but I don't know what's what
how did you guys become alcoholic?
I liked drinking.
So I drank more.
Now I can't stop drinking.
Sorry guys, but this threads are more [r9k] related than Veeky Forums.
i had a bad childhood
a lot of neglect involved
parents were/are heavy drinkers, infact all my family are, and every occaison would involve alcohol for them. so i am surrounded by it always.
first drink at 12
started drinking heavy most weekends when i was 15
drinking became a very normal thing for me.
by 18 i got drunk every friday, saturday sunday
19 drinking every night
eventually start self harming because self hatred for my problem
try killing myself a couple of times.
at the worst i was drinking 1L of vodka a day playing surgeon with my arms and legs.
get kicked out of my living place
it was like a boiling a frog. the temperature was cold, and it got slowly hotter. before i knew it i was burning
>tfw
Found the newfag
get out of my building
My friends kept telling me it was a bad idea to drink alone every night. They were right.
Don't understand what the deal is with
>drinking alone
How else am I supposed to drink
>1l of vodka
I wish i could afford something so luxurious, near the end before i got sober, I was drinking around 6l of cheap cider everyday. £3 for 3litres, cheap and cheerful used to say.
How many "drinks" are in a 355ml bottle. I can't seem to find a definitive answer.
*375ml I mean
normies drink and talk with people
its literally impossible
i couldnt really, i was pretty sure i was going to kill myself, so i didnt care about spending money i didnt technically have.
man thats a lot of fluids
what was it? i found bottles that a 2 a pop, which i had to resort to drinking a few times.
i dont ever want to spend money on alcohol again
>£3 for 3litres
Wish I could find anything like that around here
Its about 8 standard drinks (assuming 80 proof) going by us version of standard drink.
depends on proof
This makes me feel a little better.
At least I'm not above average within the top decile.
It fucked all the lining in my stomach bruh, if i try and down anything it just comes straight back up now.
Eventually i got hooked on heroin too so all my money ended up going to that so i had to take up shoplifting in the end. Shoplifting 2 bottles of 3litre cider everyday and somehow scraping £30 together to fund my heroin habit, im so glad i got clean and helped when i got caught, fuck knows what kind of cell id be in if i grew up in america, I never want to go back to that life.
WHy the hell would you want to talk to someone when you're drinking, it's a private thing
I'm obviously talking about %40abv. This is the alcky thread.
Whoo whee you guys really messed up bad somewhere. Man I've got some problems here and there, sure, but I am SO glad I'm not one of you sad sacks.
Good grief, man oh man.
Wow.
>sore hair
Holy shit I didn't know this was a thing. I've been getting sore hair for the last two years and I've never known how to describe it. just moving or combing my hair on some days hurt a fucking lot
>it's a private thing
Because you said so? You could just as easily ask
>why the hell would you want to be alone when you're drinking? It's a social thing
Just spilled an entire glass of wine all over my keyboard and myself. Now I'm using the onscreen keyboard.
Kill me.
i know
fucking normies
Banged an escort last night, have buyer's remorse now so I've been chugging Shiner bock all day. I hope I didn't catch anything :(
how much? what was it like?
100 bucks for half hour, she was fat and her vagina smelled fishy. But I was lonely so I didn't care. Wore a condom during vaginal along with my boxers, don't care how ridiculous I looked
>100 bucks for half hour,
>she was fat and her vagina smelled fishy
did you know she was gonna be fat? did you use backpage or something? weren't there pictures? was the picture wrong? did you go to her place or a hotel or she came to yours? was it awkward? did you use your real phone or a burner?
a friend of mine wants to know.
>a burner
Lmao he wasn't selling guns to Russians
Yeah I knew, found her on backpage with pics, went to her place, and yes it was very awkward. Instant regret.
on day 5 of no alcohol. i feel a lot better than when all i could think about was what time i could buy my first drink of the day.
was drinking 375 mL of cheap vodka every day, plus beer, and sometimes going out and having more than that on top of the vodka.
went through withdrawals on tuesday and wednesday, night sweats, nightmares, anxiety, shakes, slurred speech like my tongue was swollen, constant headache, breathing irregularity, guilt, wobbly gait, body pains shifting around from one area to the next. gonna try to keep this going for a few more weeks, 'cause i haven't had even two weeks of no drinks in at least a year, and alcohol makes it harder for me to remember, so it's probably been two years or more.
i'm taking kudzu root pills and milk thistle, substituting the urge to drink something with lots of water, tea, coffee, and mountain dew. also, you guys should get some cardio.
currently going through withdrawals atm, shit sucks
>vagina smelled fishy
ABORT ABORT
me too
everything is terrifying
>glass
Just drink it straight out of the fucking bottle.
Sometimes I like to put a rubber nipple on the end of mine.
It's in a plastic bag not a bottle. Also, I lost the enter key from my keyboard when I was cleaning it.
is this considered good?
pic related, and
wild turkey 101
are what I drink
it tastes so sweet to me at this point im worried im drinking some kind of glucose flavoured drink
((i had 'kraken' the other day and had to spit it out it was basically sugar syrup))
sry drunk
>complaining about sweetness
>drinks bourbon
????
Also neither of those are "good".
Got a bottle of Cruzan 151 tonight.
In an hour I am gonna be OP's picture.
can you explain?
is there a good hard liquor that isn't so sweet?
Whiskeys are made of many different grains.
Corn is just one of many of these grains, and also happens to have the highest sugar content when all is said and done.
Bourbon legally requires the liquor to be made from at least 51% corn.
If you are drinking bourbon, you are drinking what is guaranteed to be the sweetest of whiskeys.
Consider gin.
i think it has got to be gin. canadian whisky/rye is just 'brown vodka' and also kinda sweet
I'm thinking navy gin with angustura bitters (pink gins)
classic Gin reconmenndations?
Depends on your price range.
For a cheaper gin, New Amsterdam is good price/taste ratio.
I'd imagine there are plenty who love to hate it because it's popular, but Bombay Sapphire is perfectly fine if you find it on sale.
Avoid Seagram's and Tanq (although Tanq has a "10" variation or something of the sort that is wonderful).
no one cares that you're an alcoholic, op. fuck off.
mm. those are the cheapest ones here in canada.
what is like one up?
>Lifelong friend got engaged
>Am a social failure and she used to have a serious thing for me years ago
>Always play make-believe in my head that one day we'd try seriously dating and it'd work out
>Now realize I'm probably going to get invited to her wedding to the chumpiest dude to ever chump
Dunno if I'll be able to.
Good for her regardless.
ugh why do you give me these feels
I have decided to quit drinking after a friend told me a couple of days ago that I spectacularly embarrassed myself in public on Friday. I also tried to pick up a girl who has a bf, even though when I was sober I genuinely only wanted to dance with her and didn't really have a thing for her. Anyways, ended up being a shitshow of a night and I'm now quitting drinking. Been fun while it lasted but I think I needed a wake up call like this to get my life on track again.
>Shiner bock
Recent German immigrants to English speaking areas exclusively have rights to drinking Shiner Bock without being called short-means trash
t. currently drunk German man.
>100 bucks for half hour, she was fat and her vagina smelled fishy.
I pay three times that and get fit women. Holy hell dude, did you hire one of those "agency" girls? You maybe have unwittingly aided in sexual slavery. Always go with the independent lasses.
Don't quit, that story you posted is no reason to quit. You messed up because you were drunk, very viable excuse. People will forgive you for your transgressions. Learn from the social blunder and keep down the glorious path that is booze.
that is no good reason to stop you fag.
some normies didnt want you to have fun or dance with a qt? dancing with a qt is called fucking NORMAL
flirting is NORMAL
get a better crowd and be yourself. if you change for that lame crowd i promise you you're gonna be upset in about 2 years
Does anyone else not even really feel the alcohol anymore? I don't know how to explain it. Like physically i don't feel it even if I continue drinking but mentally it seems my inhibitions get lower and lower. But I don't feel it. Wonder if it has anything to do with the massive benzo addiction I had back in the day
What are you drinking? Beer or liquor? Sounds like your tolerance is developing nicely. The third sentence makes a lot of sense for a developing boozer, check out prime for life and they can explain it better, basically your two tolerances are spreading out which is normal. I cant comment on drug use so much, since Ive only ever done weed and a touch of coke.
just did a vomit
pad your stomach, eat a bit before drinking. Helps to go the distance, also puke and rally is an old thing so try it out
i think i would vomit anything up i tried to eat
when you can hold it down, drink water, im talking 2L worth, you might actually wake up feeling rad. : D nothing at all wrong with vomiting
Hungover? Or drink to much tonight? If its a hangover, time is your friend. Otherwise eat some before you power drink, it helps so much. If your trying to fight a hangover, best bet is go balls deep back into it and drink a few drinks and switch your digestive track back into the quicker form of alcohol and then try to eat some. Other wise deal with a lingering hangover