Make Golden Corral lose as much money as possible by filling the box with expensive food.
What do you take?
Your Mission
Ethan Turner
Gavin Sanchez
take my business else where.
Daniel Baker
im a depressed alcoholic and even i wouldn't sink to going to golden corral
Samuel Thomas
I feel bad for Jeff Foxworthy.
He should fire his agent.
Sebastian Cooper
>be Canadian
>no idea what Golden Corral is
>search on Google
>get these news stories at the top
Seems like one of those sad buffet chains.
Nathan Gonzalez
it's telling a story from beginning to end
Ian Cook
It's a buffet with good buffet food that food snobs trashtalk as if nobody but them knows it's a goddamn buffet, and nobody is going in there expecting gourmet.
Jose Collins
It's a gross, depressing place. Sure, you can get a wide selection of food for cheap, but it's all very cheap food. Also you can't trust people/children not to put their dirty hands on everything.
Jack Diaz
Where the hell do you people live? I've never had a bad experience with my golden corral in my life
Kayden Campbell
they closed down all but one in my area years ago, and the grossest mother fuckers go to it. only been there twice with my old man but it was more than enough to make me never go again
Ian White
Not meaning to hijack but any Melbfags here been to the Golden Pheasant in Reservoir/Preston?
Leo Ortiz
Yes i go there all the time for shrimp on the barbie
Robert Rogers
Fuck you man I know you're not Aussie
Adam Nelson
The real question is, where do you live that you believe any experience at a garbage trough buffet would be good?
Brody Foster
What are you talking about their shrimp on the barbie is heaps good
Carter Mitchell
what
he's made a fucking fortune pandering to white trash dipshits
why would he stop
Ian Hall
Dem snobs trashtalkin da Golden Corral but they don't know nuthin bout no good eatin ah hurr hurr hurrrrrr
Owen Jenkins
Do they do it by weight for the box? Or is it "Pay for the box, fill it up as much as you can so that it can at least close" ?
Benjamin Lopez
Dude, I've had buffets at strip clubs that fucking blew golden corral away. You're one of those sad smelly fucks that only eats nuggers covered in queso at buffets. kys :)
Daniel Hill
>calls someone else a sad smelly fuck
>eats at a strip club
Carter James
top heh
Henry Parker
the latter