What cologne do Veeky Forumsness men wear?

My nigger I was about to post this. No other cologne needed other than this bad Larry, unless you have pic related but it's impossible to get unless you go overseas

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gfy

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Checked

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unironically this
You say the same thing about showers. That's why you'll never get laid.

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Does that shit really work heard about it years ago

either polo red or pic related

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$5 imitation Aqua di Gio that nobody knows isn't the real stuff

>spending $100 to make yourself smell good
jesus christ

This

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>French cologne

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smells like pure gasoline

Non middle schoolers only

polo red is ass
ysl shit in general is dope tho

This is what I wear. Gets the ladies attention everytime

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>skincare
That's pretty gay

I use sauvage too and bvlgari man aftershave balm which smells divine
Get compliments often

It has a 100% reliability rate for 60% of all sexually-motivated ventures.

>80 dollar cologne

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also have something i saved a while back

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You know it's pronounced same as sewage, right?

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soyboys tends to spend alot on colognes because they think it makes them more attractive

if only they knew

mein neger

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Aqua di Gio is actually a killer scent. It makes girls go ahegao all over you if you're attractive at all

This is way too strong.

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La Nuit de L'homme really works. I wish it lasted longer and projected a bit more though.

Don't know what it is about this one, but it's the best fucking scent i've ever smelled.

Thanks for reminding me I need to buy a new one.

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I used to wear cologne occasionally when it was justified in my life.

Now I'm going to be working in a trade career so it would be gay. Too bad, smelling good feels good man

creed aventus. thank me later

I don't know what it's called but once on vacation in India I bought this purple perfume in some backwater shop and it smells like death but in a good way.

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k

Eau de Mort?

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Only pajeets and granpas use that shit

How fucking brainwashed are you?

plebs get out

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Ayyyyy another user thats tried it

When I fap, I smear it on me since the natural pheromones attracts women of child rearing age. Especially 30-35 year olds, they go wild for it. I'm still waiting to be jumped, but when they do, I'll document my story here.

If you want to get laid, you wear this.

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yes sir, buy very sexy platinum, for him sir

many sex with women

Like he said, sickly sweet smelling and way too strong of a fragrance

Every girl who's smelled this has loved it

It's a great clubbing/going out fragrance

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Tiger pheromones, everyone gets the fuck out my way in the gym

>Dior Sauvage

Are you the guy that said he sprays with it 5 times
2 front 2 back 1 behind ears or some shit like that ?

I remember that fucking autist lmao

No. I believe fragrances should be more subtle. 2 sprays at most total.

2 hours in photoshop

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How often do you anons apply cologne? Daily? Only when going out?

Best fucking laugh of my life

I told that guy to buy the better version so he doesn't have to spray as much

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>wears the tame impala of cologne
>calls others plebs

Don't wear cologne or deodorant. Use unscented soap. Women are attracted to your natural scent more than any cologne if you keep a good diet.

pleb choice

good choice

Thing is that Sauvage is amazing but weak as fuck and I told him that he should buy the new eau de parfum version.
I had both and just like him I had to spray 3 times for it to be felt.

I usually spray it into the air around my front door first thing in the morning, make breakfast, get dressed, grab. coffee and then let the scent waft onto me as I exit the house

Obsession Calvin Klein. To lazy to post pic

Zis

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How can I afford perfume when crypto bankrupted me?

you go into the mall and try one you want for the day

try the le beau

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Any answer to the above question that is not made by Creed, with the exception of certain Tom Ford fragrances, is commoner bullshit.

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ok thx bra

citrusy, perfect scent for spring and summer. So subdued. Women HAVE to get close when they smell this >:) unironically this colgne has singlehandedly gotten me laid at least twice

eros is a meme frag. sweet ambroxan promoted by fragtubers

D&G is barely any better though. another sweet fruity fragrance in a sea of sweet fruit fragrances like aventus, one million, spice bomb, le male, etc

honestly aventus and GIT are so popular they are barely above pleb. very entry level

smells like ubermensch

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I got this for Christmas in 10th grade.

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use only if you want the hottest bitches

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Je Suis un Homme
Anubis Papillon
Masque Milano Russian Tea
Masque Milano Tango

cologne is for gays

Legit, I just crush up a handful of pine needles from my yard and rub it in my armpits. It sounds crazy, but believe me, people love the smell of "the forest" and roasties will subconsciously associate you with masculine outdoorsy shit.

>inb4 some soyboy tries to explain why paying ridiculous prices for diluted deer anal gland secretions and spraying it on themselves is superior

seriously, google the word "musk," this is not a fucking joke, cologne is made with or made to smell like the secretions from a gland sac near a deer's anus. WTF is wrong with you people

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Dude deodorant works by killing bacteria that lives on the skin. Pine needles don't do that. You probably smell like shit.

Agreed. GIT and Aventus have really caught on somewhat lately. They’re still a step above the shit 98% of guys are buying at some shithole kiosk in the mall or Sephora or wherever, but aren’t exactly exclusive. Once LINK hits the 1k mark I’m gonna bathe regularly in Clive Christian. Addictive Arts Chasing the Dragon is fucking amazing.

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>Pine needles don't do that
Nor does cologne dumbkopf

dude, that's not how deodorant works

bacteria actually decrease BO, by converting the odor causing molecules you secrete into less odorous molecules. It's only when you remove them often that you have to continue doing it

which I do by the way, I shower every other day, just wanted to point out that you are dead wrong

how has nobody posted this yet?

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because no one is over 50

kek

I would wear that shit if I wanted to smell like a balding insurance broker

I wear ones that work with my body chemistry. You can't just buy one and expect it to work. My "good" brands are either really fucking expensive ones, or cheap ones. I wear CK-BE, and women rave, asking what it is, and are surprised because CK is like Drakkar now, it's overused and has a bad rep. (Drakkar smells okay on me, CH BE gets big positive reactions.)
I need to make a trip to a store soon and try some of the newer ones, I'm bored with the ones I have. I *think* Sauvage was good for me, I don't remember.

I'm just laughing at the outrage and shit comments from teh neets and incels in this thread. You'll never know the experience of having a woman steal/borrow a shirt or jacket of yours, because it smells like you, so they can get off on your smell while you're not there, and your choice of the right cologne goes a long ways there. I don't use scented shampoo or soap, but a good cologne, applied correctly, can last all day and makes a good impression at work, in public, and is worth the investment.

But, if you want to be stinky, unwashed, probably fat, scurrying around the mall like a homeless person wearing unwashed, greasy video game t-shirts and jeans, hey, free country. I like to look good, smell good, and have people be generally happy to see me or encounter me, not go "Damn, that dude stinks!" behind my back - and yes, people are doing that, little NEETs.

PS - Axe body spray stinks. Don't kid yourself. It's a waste of money. Soap, water, and not being fat will make you smell better than that shit.

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some shit that my girlfriend bought me
don't know the name because I'm not a faggot

Drakkar is definitely overused, and it smalls bad on a lot of people. But some people, it works. I know someone who's 25 who found out Old Spice smells excellent on him, and nobody gives him shit for it. Drakkar isn't a "bad' smell, or and "old" smell, it's just cheap, so dummies douse themselves with it.

Find the ones that work for *you*. It could be Old Spice, or it could be the expensive ones at the perfume store they keep locked away. It's a process. Find a perfume shop that stocks men's cologne, and go try some. Work with a female counterperson. She'll be the best judge. A lot of the brands have sample you can request, too, to try their stuff for a day.

And don't listen to the unwashed masses here. Taking care of yourself is not "gay", and worth the cash if you work in a professional environment.

probably bleach

>Girlfriend buys you something she thinks makes you attractive
>Thinks it's gay

Pick one. It'll make us believe your larping.

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I work a trade (pipefitter) , so I don't find it necessary to use daily... However I have a small selection for when I socialise, depending on the occasion.

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Alfa musk.
Doesn't work if your a beta bitch though.

>all these soyboys who use fragrances to mask their bodies' natural musk

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