Elon

My dad works at Mcdonalds. He said Elon came to mcdonalds one day and he was a real dummy

My dad said the same thing. He said Elon came to Carl's Jr. one day and he was a real dummy

My dad said the same thing. He said Elon came to Culvers one day and he was a real dummy

My dad said the same thing. He said Elon came to hotdog on a stick one day and he was a real dummy

Elon said the same thing. He said your dad came inside him one day and he was a real cummy bummy

My dad said the same thing. He said Elon came to the applebee one day and he was a real dummy

My dad said the same thing. He said Elon came to the public bath house and he was a real dummy.

My dad said the same thing. He said Elon came to chippendale's one day and he was a real dummy

My dad said the same thing. He said Elon came to wendys one day and he was a real dummy

I saw Elon Musk at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly and he was a real dummy.