As your time off is important to every Veeky Forumsnessman I'd like to discuss SEA

As your time off is important to every Veeky Forumsnessman I'd like to discuss SEA.
Many of you have been shilling here this part of the world for vacation. Can I get a quick rundown? How does holiday there look like for a single 20 something year old first worlder?

Let's say I get out of the plane in Thailand and head to my 30$/day airbnb appartment by the beach. What awaits me next?

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It's most fun if you go with friends who also like sticking their dick in anything resembling a female.

Thailand is something you either like very much. Or hate it completely. You'll only know when you get there.

thailand is probably the best part of sea for holiday.

Singapore has good food and it's the safest place in SEA. It's like a Japanese city but cheaper.

SEAMEWE is a good investment. Much data, very fast. And it sounds like see me wee which is a lol.

There’s an island right in the middle of this map in the Philippines off the coast of a town called roxas that costs $650k

I would put in 6.5k if we can find 99 other people we can buy it.

the fuck

Maybe it stands for south east Asia, Middle East, Western Europe?

You will see women blow darts from their vaginas to pop ballons. You'll blow up a car with an M203 at a shooting range. You'll consume incredible drugs, and narrowly escape getting partyvanned. You'll win money on betting which of the 2 roided up meth heads with titanium reinforced skeletons successfully kills the other in the middle of a screaming crowd. You'll also meet incredibly insightful people on occasion. And you'll probably fuck a trap that's 10/10 hotter than any woman you've seen in your hometown.

Basically, it's Veeky Forums IRL.