Pineapple

>pineapple
>not an apple at all

How the fuck do you know what an apple is shit for brains

Speakers of the English language use to call a lot of fruit "-apples" because it was convenient. Pineapples were named as such because they resembled a pine cone.

>Pomme de terre
>Not even sweet

>mousse

what about road apples?

Is that anything like road head?

what are you talking about, thats ananas

These ones are.

Aeppel used to be the generic English term for fruits, since English is retarded

Nein, just starchy.

They're straight up the sweetest natural food I can think of.
Sickeningly sweet. Much sweeter than white sugar

But bananas are yellow and monkeys

>not from pine trees

what's next, you'll say a pumpkin is not actually my cousin?

>Dirt rockets
>Not rockets at all

Okay but was anything besides apples, pineapples and potatoes referred to as "apple"?

Do you know what the French call a potato? Le pomme de terre. "The apple of the earth."

Pomegranate is called grenade apple in swedish.

>peanut
>its entire name is a lie

>beef
>no dispute

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Not just in swedish Jamal
>Pomegranate
>pome
>granate

What?

>pomodoro
>pomo
(tomato=golden apple)

You can see how French is a superior language to english because we have a specific word for every fruit.
For instance, it's called "Ananas"

Pomme ne veut pas nécessairement dire sucré.

*Une pomme de terre.

Here is the reason why we say this :
"L'expression pomme de terre apparaît en anglo-normand vers 1240. C'est un calque de l'expression latine malum terrae, pomme de la terre. Le nom spécifique de la pomme (malum) avait été remplacé en français par le nom générique des fruits, pomum."

As I said earlier, English is the language of dumb people. The easiest, poorest language ever invented so it could spread easier worldwide.

Pome=Apple
Also pomodoro (tomato)= gold Apple

It's actually quite correct. Close to peas taxonomically, close to nuts in flavor.

I see you're fluent in the autism dialect. What's it like to be higher functioning?

>pig
>doesn't wear a badge

Well, you know. Us foreigners always have to lower our standards of intelligence when we come on Veeky Forums. We don't really have the choice to speak the worst syntaxic and grammaticaly deficient language.

>calling ananas pineapple

Do Americans really do this?

>invented
And here we have the historically illiterate

Pardon, je voulais dire "développé".
Es-tu MAD?

You're a fucking idiot, or , tu es un putain d'idiot

Hon hon hon no monsieur, you fixed it now.

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>human shields
>not even human

>eating ananus
Yoropoore are absolute madmen

>Calling pineapples bananas but without the b

Do Continental Yuropoors do this?

>oyster mushrooms
>do not contain shellfish

People will take pride in whatever they can, rather then proving themselves.

lel

>called Babby Ruth
>no babby in it

we only speak AMERICAN on this board, get the fuck out you fucking communist

sorry to smash your dreams, but this is english. american is the niggered version of it and no human being outside of negramerica speaks it

sorry to smash your dreams but american english is the world english
they don't teach english in foreign schools
they teach AMERICAN

>grapefruit
>not a grape
Soulda called it pink orange fruit

>Lime
>Can't use it to build the infrastructure of Rome

>Chicken leg mushroom
>Nigress at Popeye's has no idea what I'm talking about

I really can't stand the sound of the French language. Maybe if your language didn't sound like shit, more people would speak it.

>strawberries
>can't use as a straw

>English are retarded
>Posts in English on an English language imageboard.

>Oranges.
>Not even orange

>Language of dumb people
>French people sex inanimate objects

I think you ate a lemon, colorblind user.

But you can use it to make a pen pineapple apple pen. :^)