Guys wish me luck

Guys wish me luck

:(

Looks like too little too late , OP.
Lucks not gonna make that white dog diarrhea taste good.

Sad!

what were you even making?

Sorry, OP. What were they supposed to be?

cookies

Well I mean what can you pretend from someone whose best recipe looks like this one

Final product: I prefer not to try it to prevent myself a fucking tumor, I should follow the exact recipe next time

into the trash it goes

Very specific. Was the recipe you followed equally specific?

that recipe where you compensate everything because you haven't bought enough of some of the ingredients and you inevitably fuck up somewhere

Is that baked ice cream?

I'd break it up and eat with vanilla ice cream.

check'd
no vanilla ice cream
already in the trash
wouldn't dare to try that

You do realize that the main ingredients for cookies are flour, butter and sugar right?

flour check
butter check
sugar check
the recipe I followed implied eggs too
I did not measure the ingredients

Have you ever seen cookie dough before?
You mix four, butter sugar, whatever other flavorings like vanilla etc. And mix them until you have a dense malleable mixture.

it's easy to attack me now that I'm all fragile, wait until I finish my monster energy

>only hurts a little bit

...

OK, here is a fool proof cookie recipe from my family that you simply can not screw up.

1 cup Peanut Butter
1 cup sugar
1 egg

mix, roll into balls and press down on the cookie sheet.
bake at 375 or until lightly brown around the edge

>TFW you're an oldfag and the first thing you think of is "it makes fire"

Would cold pressed, smooth, organic, free range, fair trade, gluten free peanut butter work with this recipe?

Yes. Make sure you activate it first.

>not following the recipe
baking is an exact science
baking is an exact science
baking is an exact science

Oh Jesus, please tell me you have this /b/ screencap.
I instantly rememberes too.