How do you eat a bread bowl without looking mentally disabled?

you make it at home for yourself so nobody else watches while you pig out

Do you really think people care about the way you eat? Just eat the damn thing and stop giving a fuck.

You know they didn't actually eat the bread in ancient times, right? it was thrown to the dogs/slaves

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Order the bread on the side and dip it in the soup as you go.

>Throwing away the best part.

Pretty sure dogs can't eat bread or they'd die

Pretty sure you're retarded and so is the user your responding to.

He's right. Food was served on pieces of stale bread known as 'trenchers'. It was customary for the trenchers - which had soaked up all the grease and juices - to be given to beggars or to dogs, and it was viewed as a mark of gluttony to actually eat the trencher.

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Sourdough is shit.
But just use your spoon to scrape out the inside, then when it's empty, use your fucking knife to cut it in quarters or whatever and eat it with your fingers.