Are you prepared for Black Monday?

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cryptos going down with it

Spooky pepe
May I save?

Yep. All in REQ and OCN. Selling at 100%, and tethering until the wojaks return.

PENURY

WOE

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b-black mmm-monday ? whats going on ?!

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I really really really like this image

look at DJI

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mother of god... it fits perfectly

>DJI
will it affect crypto ?

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nice DAK pepe... probably means nothing will happen just like DAK

Jokes on you, I hold the S&P500, jk. everything is gonna tank

its 1930 again

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Probably, look at february 6th crypto and stock crash.

DJI, what is this? a drone?

Man shit did happen on dak

press x to doubt

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Already shifted all my money into bitcoin/eth.

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>yuan/gold contract goes live on 26th

Wew lads this will be a fun ride

except in this case the linear trend would put us right where we are trading at...

unlike crypto, equities aren't a get-rich quick ponzi with no inherent value

This...

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Is this now a DAK thread?

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It's 1928-29. 30 we'd all be in the streets fighting a civil war or begging for food. Times aren't different just because of the technology around us. I doubt many people could live off what they have if everything crashed and electricity cut off.

It's really a major concern when people are not hesitating to buy crypto, but they don't even think about surviving the incoming meltdown. So many fucking stupid humans.

Freeeee fallingggg

F julian

MEIN GOTT!

Yes

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Yuan/oil, not yuan/gold.
We already have yuan/gold contracts, yuan/oil contracts will mean the end of the petro $.

Aren't you sleepy user?

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fuck that look at QQQ
its techpocolypse

very ready. long gold, got a long straddle on volatility, and im 3x shorting the QQQ as well as 3x shorting bonds. monday couldnt come soon enough desu

I expect DOW/S&P/NASDAQ to have a green day bounce on Monday. Tuesday is another story...

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>will it affect crypto ?
absofuckinglutely

theres no real reason for the correlation seeing as they are very seperate, but that much money evaporating in one, is bound to cause panic in the other. and crypto is already looking bearish. it could be better or worse than the regular markets, buts its gonna be shit for fucking sure

tuesday is when i think itll bounce. but im bearish overall for the long term, so im biased

>2008 financial crisis was a bear trap

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I literally dont understand this image

Look at the red letters showing the misspelled words, which was never done before by the wikileaks twitter up til that point (help). This was just a bit before 10/16/16 DAK. Let me dig something up for you

Here is a brief timeline of events:

- Apr 16th: John Jones QC, Assange's U.N. Lawyer dies jumping in front of a train.

- May 11th: Michael Ratner, WikiLeaks' chief counsel, dies of cancer.

- Jul 10th: Seth Rich, DNC staffer who supposedly leaked DNC documents to Wikileaks, is shot in the back and dies. Nothing is stolen from his body.

- Aug 5th: Edward Snowden (source of leaks on surveillance by the NSA) tweets 64 bit code (potential dead man's switch),

- Aug 10th: Wikileaks offers $20k reward for information on murder of Seth Rich.

- Oct 7th: Podestamails leaks first batch.

- Oct 14th: John Podesta tweets "I bet the lobster risotto is better than the food at the Ecuadorian Embassyā€¯.

- Oct 16th/17th: John Kerry visits the UK, personally pressures Equador to stop Assange from publishing documents about Clinton.

- Oct 16th: Wikileaks tweets SHA-256 prerelease keys.

- Oct 18th: Equadorian Embassy cuts off Assange's internet access.

- Oct 18th: Pamela Anderson visits Assange and feeds him a vegan sandwich.

- Oct 18th: Witnesses photograph and report heavily armed police and vans outside Equadorian Embassy, are barred from approaching and have cellphones confiscated. Live feeds are cut off.

- Oct 18th: Fox News reports Assange will be arrested in a matter of hours.
(1/2)

- Oct 18th: file.wikileaks.org/file made publicly visible, file dates/timestamps changed to 1984 (Orwell reference).

- Oct 18th: London Airport evacuated due to "chemical attack", potentially used as cover to fly Assange out of country.

- Oct 20th: /r/wikileaks, /r/dncleaks, /r/wikileakstaskforce and /r/nsaleaks add 21 new moderators and remove previous mods, all threads about Assange going missing deleted since.

- Oct 20th/21st: Wikileaks tweets 5 tweets with misspelled words. The incorrect letters spell "HELP HIM". The Wikileaks twitter has never made a spelling error, let alone 5 in two days.

- Oct 21st: Massive DDoS attack on US internet. Wikileaks tweets to imply the attack originates from its supporters, asking them to stop, no evidence supports claim.

- Oct 22nd: Gavin MacFadyen (mentor to Assange and key player in Wikileaks) dies of lung cancer.

- Oct 23rd: Wikileaks Tweets poll asking how best to prove Assange is alive (he still hasn't appeared on video or at the window since).

- Oct 24th: Wikileaks Tweets video of Assange and Michael Moore recorded in June.

- Oct 26th: Veeky Forums users successfully successfully decode their first message in Wikileak's blockchain. Threads are instantly flooded by shills saying that it's not worth looking into. The blockchain is blocked with fees and 43000 unconfirmed transactions appear in the mempool.

- Nov 6th: Huge DDoS takes down Wikileaks for first time in years.

- Nov 7th: Various entities notice hundreds of Podesta and DNC emails are missing from recent leaks, accessed with direct entry.

- Nov 8th: Trump wins.

- Nov 12th: Assange meets with Swedish prosecutor regarding rape allegations, lawyers barred from attending, meeting conducted via an Equadorian ambassador (not face to face)

- Nov 14th: Wikileaks releases insurance files, SHA-256 hashes do not match those tweeted in October.

-Dec 20, 2017: "Wikileak's lawyer stormed in 'professional operation'; Julian Assange's handle tweets hint about Seth Rich

- Dec 24, 2017: Julian Assange's handle banned from twitter, with many witnessing all followers being dropped forehand

What is going on here?

youtu.be/ohmajJTcpNk

Two words that always immediately shut DAKfags up:

Balcony appearance.

U guys know deutche bank is about to pull a leman right. This will be the catalyst cap this

Too bad he hasn't actually been seen on a balcony post-16/10/16. Only old footage and other CGI trickery

there was no balcony appearance, idiot.

I think we are getting tired, shouldn't we go to sleep?

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Strong support at 200 EMA

>no balcony appearance since 2016
>cgi trickery
youtu.be/Kkx9_jf3FXw

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>no balcony appearance
youtu.be/Kkx9_jf3FXw

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Tell more please

give me the quick rundon on DAK

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that's so scary if accurate kek

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OP while black market is coming you should buy pepes at kekexchange.surge.sh for ETH. This market is going to fucking moon so hard

i heard they were having troubles with solvency, possibly. and i saw their stock was in the shitter. this is about to get fucking wild, huh? that bank is basically the EUs pocket. they must be flat broke, and aint no one gonna give those retards a line of credit

>half of my net worth is in 3x leveraged ETF's
>bought a bunch of shitcoins near the peak
>have no more cash to buy any dips

JUST

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About time. Everybody here is waiting for these assholes to jump.

Have to say that looks pretty legit

You're going to get bogged so hard. 3x leverage means potential liquidation when it inevitably comes crashing down

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>He didn't buy SPY and MU puts last week

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SHAUN!

lol 1+pct plus recover tomorrow.
enjoy wasting your money

that will be one hell of a drop if the 08 crisis was the bear trap.

anyways where do you think itll ultimately crash to? i think we should see the DJIA below 20k relatively soon. we just drove off a cliff on friday

Please explain user? Don't make me google it.

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how bout that deutsche bank situation

>d-d-delet th-

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+800 for the Dow on Monday cap this bears are wrong literally 100% of the time

yes

BURN IT ALL DOWN

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gonna bounce on monday like it did october 28 1928 and tuesday will crash like it did october 29 1928

repeat

repeat

repeat

repeat.

Or maybe wallstreet people will seek shelter in crypto.

double crash

stocks and crypto

bargaining

What the fuck is wrong with his eye?

F

There is nothing wrong with crypto if it helps you acquire more resources (basically skim profits).
The best thing right now is to have a job and hold onto it as hard as you can, and hustle hard to aggressively save.

I'm only just now getting in options trading so hopefully I will be ready by Tuesday or Wednesday.

Not even close to the conditions of '27, or even 2008, dummy.

This is all just more Veeky Forums kiddies pretending to be Wall Street insiders. The big crash of '27 and '08 was 50% of the market's value, we're seeing single percentage point drops. It shit the bed, for sure, and it might shart more tomorrow, but the usual indicators say a recovery, even if it's a small one. This is all news driven reaction, not losses from bank failure or any of the conditions that led to the top 10 crashes in the history of the market, amplified by the automated trades the big houses are doing, which double or triple down on mini-crashes like this.

We'd need weeks of 10% or more drops in the market to even begin to approach the levels of '27 and '08.

But you all keep stroking your little puds, thinking everyone is going to run to bitcoin because of this. It's adorable as hell!

LOL. You're so fucking adorable.

"I just lost 10% of my invested money, I know, I'll put it into something that can lose even more value than that in an hour!"

Cryptofag, PLEASE. Jerking off like this should be done in private.

ITT cryptofag gamblers who can't understand how futures work pretend to be superior, now with added meme chart.

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Big money is a little scared because of LIBOR spreads increasing but the world needs some higher interest rates the QE stuff was way overdone

The forces behind what happened in '28 don't exist right now, and there are things in place to stop it from happening.

You know Wall Street shuts down automatically WAY before a Black Monday could occur? That it has 3 levels, 10%, 30%, and 50%, or that those circuit breakers were put in place specifically to stop a Black Monday event?

You'd know, if you had a single clue about how the market actually functions.

The MOST you'd see tomorrow is 10%. The market barely fell 4% last week. You'd need daily drops of 10% or more to be like '27 - '30

It already bounced retard

And, the market traditionally has done well with higher rates. The drop last week was over "Muh trade war!" and Facebook. It's investing, not all market moves are based on people being rational. And, it's not an indicator of the overall health of the economy. Even the experts can exactly link the stock market crash in '27 to the Great Depression, because there were so many things influencing that, like the drought in the midwest, massive farm foreclosures, etc.

The market is gonna crash from time to time. If you're an IRA long term hodler, don't look at your balance for a while - but over time, this is a blip. Day traders and short term investors got fucked last week, but it WILL recover. How high? Who the fuck knows. But the moon that the market took after Trump got elected is clearly over, the market was overvalued, so from one perspective, this is healthy for the market. The people I generally think have a clue say "buy opportunity", and the usual doom and gloomers aren't running around screaming that the sky is falling.

A lot of you idiots are December children, and think you know everything there is to trading and the markets. In 2011, the market dropped over 2000 points - and was back above the previous high within 6 months. That's most likely what's going to happen now.

>he thinks computers can't malfunction

>he thinks that it won't just keep selling off after the halt.

It's going to crash, regardless of how many days it takes.

esasdf

Trump crashing this market with no survivors

I bet you think crypto is the best thing since sliced bread too

No, I think crypto is a scam

Any other assumptions you want to make, Doctor?

Im not prepared for the niggers

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yep

LOL. You reek of desperation and retardation.