Food Gore Thread

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>$8

>$8
Fuck off with that

>I'm so fucked up

holy fuck I remember turkey dinner day at school
smelled like sick for the next 2 days in the cafeteria

Too far, man. Too far.

at least that lunch looks like actual wholesome food.

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honestly that looks like one of the better lunches

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dude what the fuuuuuuuck

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>Black
What did he mean by this?

>British "foodstuff"

WILL THERE EVER BE NEW FUCKING PICTURES IN THESE THREADS GOD DAMN

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This isn't even that crazy compared to some Jell-o Salads.
The pre-80s 20th century went a little crazy with the idea of instant gelatin

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>this is a real burger

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Ck doesnt make new content none of this shitty site still does

This isn't real, fuck off

I think it means a bunch of black people get into a fight in line. And they're telling you to have your cellphone camera ready.

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Go to reddit's shittyfoodporn if you want "OC"

WURLSTAAAAH

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Instant Jello was invented in the early 20th century.
Housewives across America were amazed with the things they could make with this new product.
Why could put anything in Jello!
It wasn't until the 80s they began to realize that while they could put anything in Jello, maybe they shouldn't

Does anyone have a mirror of that Marie's Italian Sauce video? I went to show my roommate about the proper use of authentic wilted basil dunked in canola oil but she's apparently filed a copyright claim against the only copy I could find.

this stupid shit made me laugh, wtf?

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>those filenames

either yuropoor or pablo is butthurt

underrated post

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Sounds okay, it's just kind of like a taco in a cu-

>doritos

>Look at that!

youtube.com/watch?v=RQKu3PcgYrU

please link video

Jack went on some Texan version of Dragons Den/shark tank and started crying when he got called out for being shit

vid.me/IHoJ/crying-with-jack-on-the-west-texas-investors-clu

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Looks like the jolly green giant masturbated over that bread

This looks like Busch Gardens in Virginia

>tails on in the jello

aaaaaargh

visibly upset

desu this is because in the 60s there was a big fad to re-create high society cooking and dishes using "middle class" ingredients

obviously it would end up horribly because just because a banana looks like a peeled durian and ham is a pork product just like capicola doesn't mean they taste the same.

this way to prepare food is called "aspic" and has been used for hundreds of years since refrigerators were not a thing so only the rich could afford it.

when instant aspic/jello was invented every housewife wanted to show off.

>people thought this was a good idea

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This made me deeply depressed

shieeeeeeeeeeet negro

Ours were a fucking liquid with a few shreds of flesh and potato

don't give me your lip when you got real ass carrots at yo salad bar

To be clear, it's a quirk of french speakers to translate Darth Vader to Dark Vador

>vid.me/IHoJ/crying-with-jack-on-the-west-texas-investors-clu

HOLY FUCKING KEK

it's the german pavilion in epcot at walt disney world, actually

They add crunch.

This made me yell. I don't usually yell. Ever.

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DELET THIS

meme tier. this looks fucking disgusting and would only appeal to fat slobs

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Did Michelle Obama cause this?

fucking lmao

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT BLACK LAGOON SHIT HE SPOONED ON? WERE THOSE SUPPOSED TO BE CARAMELIZED ONIONS?!?

how are doritos the bad part of it? they add a nice crunch, it's like a frito pie. the thing actually looks damn good but $8 is a fucking joke.

>the thing actually looks damn good

>tfw turkey dinner at my school was actual turkey slices and gravy
despite everything else being shit, the lunches were decent.
heard they are shit now tho

>mfw he eats that hotdog better than he eats his wife

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What's the point of those holes? Why would someone want their knife to be lighter?

To reduce friction between the blade and the food you're cutting (this is a common feature on a cheese knife, for example), and also to prevent capillary attraction from making wet foods (like vegetable slices) stick to the blade.

Weight has nothing to do with it.

My mother has one of those made for TV shits. It's the scariest piece of garbage ever. Feels like it's going to snap

Get a cheese slicer.

>Feels like it's going to snap

Sharpen it so you don't have to press so hard.

Those knives are serrated

Then improve your cutting technique, and stop unsharpening it in the dish washer

You really don't get it, do you. It's a made for tv sheet metal piece of shit with fine serrations that you're not meant to sharpen

You can still sharpen a serrated knife bro. It just takes a different tool than for a typical knife.

Makes me want ti turn kosher

Wot ? Is that a car key ?

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No, it's a sharpening tool for serrated knives. It's a slightly tapered cylinder covered with diamond abrasive.

Why would you put a sharpening tool on your car key ?

You wouldn't. It has nothing to do with a car key.

Then why did you put it there faggot?

Yeah that's what I though, prick.

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Have you never seen one before?

Have you you city dwelling public transportation juvenile buffoon ?

Why do you keep talking about car keys?

The sharpening tool may have a superficial resemblance, but it's already been explained that it's not a fucking car key.

Taco Blizzard my ass thats just a walking taco in a cup

This is my favorite webm on this board.