2017

I don't drink juice or soda often anymore, but holy fuck, why does soda and juice trigger people on Veeky Forums so much?

You're all health conscious , but you're not complaining in the alcohol thread.

Yes....... food coloring...... nectar.... yes.

Literally the only difference.
Like that other user said, Veeky Forums really gets spergy when it comes to pop and juice around here, yet no one bats an eye at liquor or wine threads..
It's weird.

Especially since juice and pop are fucking delicious drinks
Look at this fucking picture and tell me you're not thristy for it!?

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this half gallon of frutopleb comes from the same dimension as that sinbad movie only some people have seen.

I found it at Walmart for $2 yesterday mang.

God dammit i wish the inter-dimensional fags would get their own board.

Idk that was a thing here, I'm from Veeky Forums and /k/

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No glorious juicebrahs?

All the flavors besides the watermelon lemonade are bretty fucking good

Watermelon seems like it'd be better than coconut, everything's better than coconut.

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That's because juice and pop are children's drinks while alcoholic beverages are adult drinks for adults like them.

They call that stuff Minute Maid in the US, and it comes in less wacky flavors.
I miss Fruitopia.

Guzzling down gallons of empty pointless calories because it

>t-tastes g-good

Kys

The fuck ever happened to that guy?

Objectively the best vitamin water.

>beer
>0 g sugar
>hard alcohol
>0 g sugar
>actually gets you drunk and achieves it's goal efficiently and effectively

>Fake flavores and sugar with fake color
>does nothing for you, hides behind the illusion that it's healthy, but it's the exact opposite

I guess I just don't lie to myself

>I guess I just don't lie to myself

>believes that alcohol is healthier than flavored drinks because "muh sugar"

Hahaholy kill yourself.

I'm absolutely right you fucking moron. Alcohol and beer is actually healthy when in moderation. Alcohol is low calorie w/no sugar. Beer is slightly higher calorie w/no sugar. Both derived from grains mixed with water.

There is literally nothing healthy in your """""fruit""""" juice. It has extreme amounts of sugar and calories. Any basic level Veeky Forums fag will tell you this. Stay as far away from fruit juice if you are remotely interested in your health.

I don't lie to myself.

I've never heard of that but it looks like something that'd give you diabetes

I'm from /k/anaduh
And up here we have both minute maid AND fruitopia, hence why I found it at Walmart for $2 for almost 2 liters, was pretty bitchin..

>the blueberries were wise that day..

>Le tips le fedora ma'lady.
>teleports behind you and slowly laughs
>Only real men drink moldy fruit if they want to impress le women.
>Sheathes Nodachi from back..
>nuthin porsenl..kid.

gf and i are 20 and we both drink this

I would probably down one of these every day if not for the price tag

So, wait a minute. I haven't had Fruitopia since college, and I just want to be absolutely clear here: where can you get it? U.S. (and I don't mean under the Minute Maid name)? Canada only? Where?

take icewater, add a splash of juice of your choice, then add some aspartame

=great juice drink without the sugar and acids damaging your teeth.

Do you exclusively drink vodka and dry wine? If not you don't have much of a leg to stand on with health arguments, alcohol is incredibly calorie dense.

Well im in Manitoba, but I'm pretty damn sure it's everywhere in canaduh since I've seen it in walmarts in Saskatchewan too, I'm surprised the U.S doesn't have them in 2 litre cartons as well, they're fuckin delicious especially when they're in sale for $2 fucking dollars