'chios are the best nuts

Move aside, based coconut coming through

well played
i propose the 'chio meme is actually a 'alt meme
salt on an nut basicly makes them super saiyan.
'alted 'shews are superior

please clap

i'll raise you a nigger toe

I personally call coconuts, 'hairy nigger breasts.'

I like peanuts
and also fuck you, pistachios are fucking expensive and a hassle to eat

discarded
brazil nuts are pathetic
'alty 'shews will never be defeated

>he's never had santa barbara "chio's
pleb

how could I
I'm on the other side of the world

corn nut's

ignore the commieforniafag
embrace the 'alted 'shews

>I'm on the other side of the world
he lives in mongolistan
kekek

Is there a pistachio flavoured liquor like dissarono and frangelico?

they do taste nice, yeah
but for the money, I prefer peanuts much more

My dad works for wonderful pistachio's. He said Elon Musk came to the wonderful pistachio factory one day and he was a real dummy

Pistachios aren't nuts they're drupes.

My dad said the same thing. He said Elon came to mr. peanut one day and he was a real dummy

my dad was a real Elon one peanut

My dad said the same thing. He said Elon came to inside his peanut one day and he was a real cummy

Shut the fuck up, faggot.

my peanut came cummy

Elon came for peanuts

My 'chio said the same thing. He said Elon came to open his shell one day and he was a real dummy

is he reallya dummy?

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Kopi luwak motherfuckers

As an asian delicacy that is produced through the suffering of cute animals that is not only disgusting for the egregious ethical reasons but also because it is shit out of an animal it is clearly the best nut. If you disagree you're a bigoted midwesterner and you probably voted for trump.

*blocks your path*

holy shit you and OP are both faggots? what odds

best nut coming through

>'zlenuts
>best nut
You best be joking

You know the whole point of luwak is that the free-ranging animals choose the best coffee berries to eat out of their own free will?

If you force-feed the shittiest garbage berries to caged luwaks, it's like kidnapping a USDA inspector and forcing him at gunpoint to proclaim your Chinese mystery meat "dry aged prime"

He may do it, but that doesn't make the product any good

t. guy with passport who has visited the suffering farms and guiltily bought some coffee because the coffee girl was cute and I didn't want her boss to yell at her even though it was contributing to animal abuse

>'chios

Wtf? Sort it out op. Although you are correct.

Neither are peanuts. They are a legume

pnuts are, and will always, be the best nut. cheap and taste great. I'm not made of money, fuck yall fancy nuts.

How has nobody mentioned 'damias in this thread yet?

Y'all don't know shit bout nuts.

Because they're rancid half the time, even if the expiration date says otherwise

If they were as cheap as peanuts I wouldn't care and I'd just take my chances, but it pisses me off to open a container of macadamias that cost $14 and that smell hits you in the face

Maybe you should move to a nicer neighbourhood

>mfw I actually got banned for not liking macadamias
enjoy your rancid garbage, retards

But this delicious nut is not a nut!

cry harder, faggot

>I love shitty rancid nuts
Ftfy

Savioury: Pistachios
Sweets/Deserts: Macadamia

how do they have so much fat in them?

1cup peanuts have 72grams fat? wtf

All nuts/seeds are high in fat. It's the most dense form of calories there is. Which makes perfect sense if you think about it. It's high density "food" for the seedling that would grow from the nut/seed.

*leans into mic*
Correct.

Check out pecans then. I think pecans have more fat than any other nut.