You have 30 seconds to explain why you don't use the most versatile and useful kitchen utensil of all time

you have 30 seconds to explain why you don't use the most versatile and useful kitchen utensil of all time

>not a picture of the Rollie ® Eggmaster

Veeky Forums everybody

Who says I don't?

Pic very related

But I am.

You mean the fish spatula?

>chopsticks
>can't chop
>can't slap
>not a slap chop

Fuck off

I do. I haven't used a fork outside of restaurants or other people's houses since I was nine. Sporks are the superior utensil in every way.

Wow, user, before this post I had no idea what delicious culinary creations I could cook with the Rollie ® Eggmaster! Just look at this treat!

you might have an intolerance to eggs

that's kind of how it starts

try not eating eggs for a few days and see if it clears up

*holds up spork*

But the spork in an evil Western creation!

Are you the penguin of doom?

did my ~*rAnDoMnEsS*~ give it away? XD hehe

Tongs are literally perfect. You can:

>Pick up food with them
>Cut food with them
>Scoop some soup into one of the tongs
>Eat with them in place of forks/knives/spoons/chopsticks
>serve food with them
>cook food in them
>pick food out of the refrigerator/cabinet with them
>clean up your kitchen mess with them

Like seriously why don't you use tongs for everything?

>use one tong as spoon
>other one pokes yer eye out

It's a sacrifice you must be willing to make in order to use The Ultimate Utensil™

Because I'm not in prison

I'm fucking convinced.

Proper ergonomics are absent.

Faggot

It's extremely inferior to normal forks for gathering and transporting long noodles, or anything heavy, either from dish to dish, or dish to mouth.

>scoop some soup into one of the tongs
Fucking lol'd. Do you guys seriously do this?

don't need utensil to eat burger

Ok Blockhead