1. Country

I just made some of that all over my chest

USA
I could happily go the rest of my life without either

>don't mind me, just pirating this mayo

1. USA USA USA
2. DUKE'S DUKE'S DUKE'S OR YOUR A FAGET HOMO

uk mayo

USA
Mayo for some things, mustard for others, blue cheese vinaigrette for some things.
NEVER Ranch, unless I really need for something specific, and then I make it myself from scratch.

Oh fuck OFF. Texans eat plenty of condiments, especially hot sauce, salsa, bbq sauce, and mustard. What the fuck is wrong with you?

DUUUUUUKES

the south
white sauce

Why is /mu/ invading Veeky Forums? Grimes likes mayo, okay?

USA
They aren't substitutes

That's for barbeque you idiot. Get the fuck out of my state.

Blue cheese or go fuck ya mother
New jersey, usa

Canada
This as well.

1. USA, Kentucky (because state probably matters)
2. Honestly, I don't care a ton for either... depends on the situation I guess.

How many fucking Kentucky posters do we have Jesus Christ
I mean there's nothing else to do here but seriously they just keep crawling out of the woodwork

Oh, and as long as your answer is anything but miracle whip you're all right.

USA
RANCH!

Who is this ugly boy?

USA
Mayo and ranch are both GOAT when homemade

BUZZ ME, MY MULATTOES! YOU NEED TO GET HORIZONTAL INSTEAD OF VERTICAL.

USA
Depends on the dish, but neither are particularly suited for use with anything outside basic backyard BBQ cuisine

Thailand
A bottle of Ranch or a Jar of Mayo cost as much as an entire day worth of food so no i'll stick to my grass we called herbs blended with overly spicy chili and rotten fermented fish juice.

UK
Mayo. I don't think I've actually ever encountered ranch. I don't even think it's a thing outside the US. (the Doritos cool ranch flavour is renamed cool original)

What is Ranch?

1. UK
2. Grimes covered in ranch

Bulgaria

Both are garbage and for subhumans.

This.
Mustard is god tier.

hot sauce, bbq sauce, mustard, and salsa are not condiments.

1. Brazil

2. There is no ranch here, but it's a hell of a lot better than mayo

USA.
I'm a mayo-man, myself.

Sweden.
Mayo.
Ranch is an unnecessary condiment-no exceptions.

U S A

neither

USA

Ranch is fucking amazing

MURRKA
Blue cheese

US
Mayo on a deli sandwich or in deviled eggs.
Ranch never

Uruguay
No ranch here, except pic related

My nigga

USA
Mayo on sandwiches but ranch on literally anything else, pizza and doritos apply

>OP asks which of the two you prefer
>add your own option

I don't know why this rustles my autism so much, it's so common on Veeky Forums.

Anyway

Burger
Mayo

USA

>hot dog
Mustard pickles
>pizza
Ranch, if you can't eat it own it's own
>eggs
Ketchup, maybe mayo if it's an Asian dish
>salt
Eery dish, all day eery day
>steak
>A-1 or ketchup

Not even memeing with that last one. Sweetness of ketchup goes beautifully with saltiness of steak.

>maybe mayo if it's an Asian dish
fucking weeb

1. Australia
2. Peri Peri Mayo Bukkake on Grimes, simulating the same way she lost her virginity.

He said country

USA
They're not substitutes for one another.

Blue cheese with wings or go fuck your mother.

This is the correct answer. The rest of you should an hero.

Duke's mayo. USA (Mississippi)

Fat alone does not make you fat sugar is the main cause and mixing sugar and fat causes problems im on keto and ive lost weight from mayo

Are you slow he said country also you fuck heads put mayo on everything i was at a restaurant in texas near my base and they had fries with a pike of mayo and guacamole

>gipsys are not subhumans
>bulgaria is not a country populated by gipsys

Finland
Until recently I thought ranch only meant pic related. I never use mayo either though.

*gypsies
Learn to English, retard.

The FUCK they aren't you retard.

1. USA
2. Both have their place

Denmark
Remoulade (curry mayo)

Australia
Mayo

Ranch is barely popular here, there's like 3 different brands at most in the supermarket vs 20+ brands/types of mayo

It's more of an amerifat thing desu

Chile
Mayo (homemade)

Belgium

Mayo

México.
Ranch and mayo are two completely different things and I would never interchange one with the other, there is no comparison.
I don't eat mayo so I suppose ranch, but it's been years since I had any, I used to empty that bitch on fish tacos.

grimes

USA
For what? I don't really like ranch but I'd rather use it as a salad dressing than mayo. And even then I'd go with a vinaigrette.
Mayo, I guess. It works on sandwiches.

A dry spice blend that is more famous for being the main component and namesake of a creamy dressing.

Dry ranch is god tier for seasoning potatoes and stuff. Actual ranch dressing is a glob of shit.

> putting ketchup or mayo on eggs

Why not just cook your eggs to your liking? How do those two combinations not make you vomit?

> Mississippi

Muh nigga. What part? I'm in Shubuta at the moment

> Duke's

No, bro. Have you heard the gospel of our lord and savior, Blue Plate Mayonnaise?