What are some traditional abo dishes? Can they cook?

Gasoline and beer

Gas and a plastic bag

Lizard roasted in dirt

Hahahahaha bretty gud

You know I don't remotely feel responsible but I do feel pity for all the nativos
If I were one of them I would stop at nothing to bring power and civilization to my people, organize a society of united tribes and gain strength due to the weakness of the US govt, instead of just being content to grow fat and diabeetus'd huffing gasoline and chugging shit beer on US govt pity money in the middle of fucking nowhere.

Canadanon reporting.
I don't know if they drink it but I know they huff the shit out of it to the point that they light on fire when they light a cigarette after
There's also rumours they drink Lysol and MrClean but maybe they just huff that.
In highschool some abo who was younger then me drank a 26, threw up everywhere, drank a whole bottle of the home owners listerine, then threw up everywhere again.

Why do native people regardless of continent have such problems with alcoholism?

Oh no, the native americans don't huff gas and drink beer. They go full force and do meth and drink Jack Daniels. I've never met one who wasn't an alcoholic and didn't drink Jack. They have a real problem with expectant mothers giving birth to meth and fetal alcohol syndrome babies, and then they put them up for adoption (which is a whole other fucking mess, because it's legal for a tribe to take back any baby or child who's been adopted by families that aren't native american. So, you raise a kid for years, thinking it's your kid, by adoption, loving it, taking care of any of it's medical problems, growing attached to the kid as your family, and then some tribe of fuckers comes and steals your kid away.)

Probably literally evolution.
If our countries didn't have universal healthcare a lot of theses abos would have drank themselves to death.
In the days before universal healthcare Europeans and Asians likely drank themselves to death leaving behind only high functioning alcoholics and people with high tolerance to alcohol. Those "proficient drinker" genes are then passed onto the next generation.

Many cultures evolved symbiotically with beer and wine, we literally wouldn't be here without it.
Cultures that never learned to farm never had enough abundance of starches and sugars to produce alcohol in mass like we have for thousands of years.

All speculation but it makes sense in my braik

Umm wow... This thread is super racist just sayin...

Abos aren't people.

I imagine the same reasons I'm an alchy, living rural sucks, but that doesn't explain the drunkards in the city streets so I don't know.

Id rather be factually correct then politically correct

desu no person is illegal... they're more of a person than you just sayin... at least they have hearts and empathy... and aren't a pathetic excuse lol...

then it's good you aren't neither of them desu...

Good thing you can be both at the same time! Just like with disease, isolated societies don't properly develop immunities and resistances to addictive substances that they haven't been exposed to previously! Chinese people and opium, upper-class whites and cocaine, the list goes on.
It was legal to kill abbos for sport in australia until like sixty years ago, nobod's bothered to tell them that huffing insane amounts of gas will kill them

CARLOS

>It was legal to kill abbos for sport in australia until like sixty years ago
it literally never was, but okay

>Food was super fucking delish, got like like buffalo or something with a delish blueberry jam glaze and a helping of that poverty bread so many of them get so buttblasted over.

What the fuck? Leave this site you post like a fucking retard.

What an ironic post.

they can also make bread, but yes mostly they ate dried food because it's efficient and canada is cold.

-native genetics aren't as compatible with alcohol as europeans are, so addiction is more common
-natives were subjugated and forced into essentially ghettos, poor people generally do drugs /alcohol

>abo
>canada
Que???
Indians are not abbos REEEE

You must have never had to deal with many natives. It gets scary unstable, and you feel like something bad is going to happen at any moment. I'd imagine the Aussies who've had to work around or live around abos probably feel the same way.
And, btw, I don't mean the "upper class" natives that own the casinos, I mean your average, ordinary "hey who's that new neighbor moving in the apartments across the street" variety, where in two days after moving in, you've seen 5 outdoor fist fights and the street is littered with Jack Daniels airplane bottles.
I once moved into a new apartment without knowing a native lived next door, and she literally, verbally, took inventory of my stuff as I moved it in, while she sat in a lawn chair outside and drank whiskey and beer. Asked constant questions about how old my stuff was (if she found it interesting) and then she and her ex-inmate boyfriend asked if my boyfriend and I were swingers. AND THAT WAS JUST THE FIRST DAY. Needless to say, I moved out as soon as I could afford the early move out fee.

>desu desu look at me and my desu

You need to kill yourself

Did someon say abo?
youtube.com/watch?v=Ivq5icJnGXk

Didn't feel like reading your post... Racism is really bad... Maybe you can talk to a specialist... God bless...

>being this new
You fucking retarded Reddit dumbass. Chug bleach, cuck boy.

The FIRST THREE FUCKING WORDS WERE SAYING THAT YOU MOUTH BREATHING RETARD

Maybe you can fuck off. I know you read it, and your response is just fake dismissal because that's your passive aggressive way of trying to "get me". GFY. Or better, go let a native fuck you since you're so impassioned by them.

Sorry honey... Didn't mean to offend desu... Just walk away from the screen of you're going to get mad sugar...

Yeah, I said delish twice, that's generally poor form haha famalama. Tbh I'll try better next time to mix it up (like a remix - Diet sprite remix! Bazinga LOL) but who knows~ hehe

Uh no... Just didn't feel like reading desu... Racists like you aren't worth the effort...

Would you please stop being baited? Jesus christ.

Nah, I would rather stay and call you a faggot who needs to kill himself. Also, abos really aren't people...

>I was only pretending to be retarded
XD

Lol... How sad... So mad...

Talking to the wrong person. Stop getting angry, unless you're actually them and you're playing both sides - a high level strategy, that.

No, because there's nothing I hate more than whiny social justice warriors who know fucking nothing about real life. Nothing I said was racist any more than saying white trash usually live in trailers,double wides, or very particular kinds of neighborhoods full of houses built in the 70s and take a lot meth and drink a lot of Coors Light. Or that people from NYC are rude and will walk right over you while you die on the sidewalk. The truth may hurt, but it's still the truth.

>how to tell you're a fat female
How many different colors are your fake dreadlocks? How many outfits do you own covered in cherries? I bet you're also a vegan.

I'm not mad. I actually find your ignorance funny. I would be mad if I went outside and found an abo sucking gas out of my car. You clearly have no experience with them, and you think everyone is a good person until they do something bad to you. You probably support letting refugees in.

...

Lol... Keep projecting... At the end of the day you're still a sad racist...

Haha you too... Same thing as above honey...

Please stop calling me honey. I'm worried you want to eat me...

>Nothing I said was racist
Exactly. And you're getting taken advantage of this fucking easily.
Do you think anyone that posts like that actually exists on this site? It's textbook falseflagging and you're taking it hook, line and sinker.

Seriously. Get a grip. You should have realized it when half the posts are "you're so mad....." Or the like.

Lol...

>projecting

You're a joke.

And you're a racist... Which makes you a bad joke desu... I know which one I'd rather be...

I have a perfectly fine grip. And why do you care whether I'm willing to argue with that idiot or not? That means you're taking the bait as well. Stop caring about what happens on a Inuit seal fat lemon party web site.

I would rather be racist than an overweight man with a mental disorder. Also, abos aren't people so it's not racist.

Oooooooo, you used the word racist again. Now I'm sure to take you seriously. Fuck off....

Wew reddit. Arguing with someone that's pretending to be retarded makes you the bigger retard. You're abo-tier.

Lol honey... More projecting... I'm duty about your weight...

Why does that offend you so much... Does the truth scare you...

No, the truth scares you. You like living in your little bubble where nothing scary ever happens and you can live your life totally oblivious to what happens in the real world. Vegan faggot.
Also, you're a shit eating narc for reporting this thread.

Nice try at deflecting, but you're proving my point. You're joining right in, gaylord.

Not vegan sugar...

ANYWAY for real though I know some Native Americans are achieving some semblance of success in the United States and South America is full of actual functional tribes.

What about ABOS? Are they just pigfucking regards in the middle of the desert?

>phone posters
kys

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No, but you're definitely a "quirky" female (and no, that's not a compliment, fatty). Don't you have a ukulele lesson you're late for? Or worse, a tambourine lesson?

Lol... Let it all out...

> like like buffalo

goddamnit I knew they were real, thats pretty brave to slay those just to make dinner
> they can eat your shield

You've gone full idiot. You have nothing useful left to say. Time for you to stop posting.

Truly terrifying
If they catch you, they just fucking eat your gun. Horrible

I DONT CARE. WHY EVEN MENTION INDIANS IN AN ABBO THREAD REEEE

>saying "abbos aren't people" is like saying "a particular subgroup of white people who follow a very specific set of practices in a particular geographic setting behave in a certain way"
Lol, found the buttblasted white trash, "left behind" by globalization and groping around in the darkness of ignorance for someone else to blame

No shit. Native Americans can be horrible, but at least humanity never left them behind. We killed off the best of them. We are to blame for the sad state of Indians. Abos are just fucking animals. If it looks like an animal, acts like an animal, smells like an animal, and lives like an animal, it's not a person...

Not that guy, but when you generalize about an entire people based on your very limited experience, you are racist.

What you said about New Yorkers wasn't racist, since they are not a people or race, just a bunch of people of all different races that live in the same place. It was ignorant though, as I have lived in NYC and the people there run the gamut, from super cool to super douchey.

But ignorant seems to be your wheelhouse.

>seeking someone else to blame

That's the whole of it right there.

He's trying to remind you to filter "kys" - 100% of kys-posters are fresh from /b/ and not worth your attention.

I'm laughing way too damn hard at this. Fuck, I'm still at work and I'm going to have to make up a reason for laughing. Fuck.

Don't forget those sweet nutty grubs and yams.
But I think the ones in my city like 70c soft drink a lot, see the young ones carry those sometimes.

what shitty life must have produced an individual so bitter

smells eurocentric

Dumbass.