BLACK MONDAY 3/26/2018

Get the FUCK off this board you beta ass fag. You're probably 20 living with mommy and daddy and don't even have a fucking job. Putting in $500 of your parents money in crypto thinking you're gonna get rich off chainlink...

Ever heard of the fucking futures and forex market you dumb son of a bitch?? Man you're one dumb fucker aren't you? People use futures and forex to gauge where the market sentiment is going to be. The biggest market isn't in stocks and bonds you fucking idiot. It's the forex that trades currencies pretty much 24/7 and the futures that trades 23/6 round the clock. That's where all the banks and hedge funds throw their money around all throughout the world.

THE WORLD MARKET IS CRASHING you fuck...

Man this kid is dumb

>8557813

>Dow futures +100
>Crashing

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Lmfao if you think this is going up in the morning.

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jesus dude, take your fuckin prozac

am happy could gib laffs fren :)

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this...I expect a minimum of 2% decline across the board. We may see a broad selloff up to 10%. I watch mainstream investing shows cramer etc just to see normie mindsets. He basically told viewers we will see a lot more red unless trump/china trade war settles down....which it will not.

Whatever, bought puts to protect my positions 2 weeks ago.

lol

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dji futures up 100 !!!!!!

fucking exactly, still sitting on my Enron shares, fucking idiots sold decades ago at a huge loss

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investing.com/indices/nq-100-futures

lol ok

Is this a new pasta? Sounds idiotic enough.

he said crypto markets you fucking idiot

still hodling my GM stocks from 2008, hehe, this is good, bankruptcy courts said all the stock is being thrown out and no one gets anything but the company will relist on the stock exchange and I can buy them again with new money if I like. this is good, im glad i held and that the government took my stocks from me. glad i never sold and took a loss.

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Still hodling my Lehman Brother stocks...

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So fucking anxious to see where this goes this week

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my gramps is all in on Lehman

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No he didn't.

Good it will be glorious to see boomers 401ks wiped out

buy private prison stock instead

Can i move my 401k balance into bonds?

I can't, can i?

the jews are to blame, aren't they?

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Bad play with rising rates.

>US MARKETS CRASHING
>ASIAN MARKETS CRASHING

>CRYPTO MARKETS CRASHING

>BIGGEST LOSS OF WEALTH IN WORLD HISTORY
>GET READY
get off my fucking board already

>my board

It's not your board you fucking cretin

yes it is you 13 year old newfag

No it's not.

kys you self-absorbed fuck

Jesus the gall of this faggot.
LURK MOAR

what the fuck are you even talking about you faggot?

why would i actually purport to lay ownership to a vietnamese alpaca grooming forum

god you really are new here aren't you

>1 ID by this post

lol kys you samefagging idiot

>1 ID by this post

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are you done being the literal definition of a retarded newfag yet

What evidence points towards a crash?

>using three IDs

Jesus Christ you're the definition of pathetic.

kys already you insecure faggot

When do the markets open? Why the fuck do they close them, and not keep em running like in crypto 24/7?

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yes, I could totally be fucking bothered to do that.

get
off
my
board

THE NEXT FEW HOURS IS CRITICAL FOR BITCOIN

Wait, you mean buying the Enron dip was a bad idea Im still waiting for them to pump????

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futures up 1% wow it's literally nothing

It's over for frog posters
Market sell Pepe

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jesus man i hope you're joking, you might actually be retarded tho

cuz mommy guberment decided it would be unfair if traders lost 30% of their portfolios while they sleep.

EUROPEAN MARKETS OPENING ALL IN GREEN!

Got up early today to place some mad shorts but wtf is this?

"they" don't want you making a profit

i dont linke this (((((they)))) meme but damn have markets been fishy in recent times
Fear everywhere and no one sells or what?

Right, clearly not just talking crypto like you implied when you called someone out on talking about stocks.

The reversal in 30 minutes, bank on it.

Jews

here we goaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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WELL, ITS MONDAY NOW, FAGGOT.

as long as you dont have any money in deustche bank, youll be fine. and the REAL global sell off will not begin until we see DB go full lehman. but keep an eye on it. use it as an indicator for how close we are.

also, to all of you literal children who think this crash will somehow make crypto bullish, you need to sit down and have a long think with yourselves. that is not how global sell offs work

You lost the money the second you wasted in on crypto.

Everything else is green.

It's all up to the burgers now.

Are you retarded, futures are thicc green monglet.

keep hodling you absolute autistic amateur monglet

nice, looks like my stocks can still moon then

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>bonds go up when stocks go down

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Good thread mind if I link to this on my Blogspot?

reversal reversal

Bears are retarded

That's because this is the sell point, before everything goes tits up.
Need to be proactive, not reactive.

yeah, this is where you are supposed to run for your life, and take an acceptable loss

Proof of weak hands is still climbing...

powh.exchange

I'm going to mail that address asking how's he's doing

>Daddy Blumpf FUDing traditional stocks so normalfags feel better about buying crypto
based

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Get the FUCK off this board you beta ass fag. You're probably 20 living with mommy and daddy and don't even have a fucking job. Putting in $500 of your parents money in crypto thinking you're gonna get rich off chainlink...

Ever heard of the fucking futures and forex market you dumb son of a bitch?? Man you're one dumb fucker aren't you? People use futures and forex to gauge where the market sentiment is going to be. The biggest market isn't in stocks and bonds you fucking idiot. It's the forex that trades currencies pretty much 24/7 and the futures that trades 23/6 round the clock. That's where all the banks and hedge funds throw their money around all throughout the world.

THE WORLD MARKET IS CRASHING you fuck...

Man this kid is dumb

Forex spot is technically 24/5

He would have just said crypto markets if he meant crypto markets instead of separating it from the other markets you absolute and total mongoloid. How can people on this board keep getting dumber? I keep thinking I've seen the dumbest shit possible on this board, but then some retard like this comes along.

Not even stressed. Based Trump will fix this mess created by Obama and the demons

My long-term strategy is keeping most of my wealth in index funds and riding right through economic crashes.

IRON FUCKING HANDS.

How’s the weather in Moscow?

>he fell for le Russian hacking meme
kys

Bulls are actually unironicly retarded right now with every market street shiting atm.

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just wait til Poland wakes up bro

>opposing political opinion
>must be foreign shills
mccarthy would be proud

Forex is 24/5 + holidays
The 24/7 crypto market is eventually going to overtake forex because that's the nature of more accessible markets

>legacy finance crashing
>crypto, the counter to legacy finance, also crashing

Look no further for definitive proof that humanity as a whole is retarded.

buying random (shit)coins or stocks is not "wealth". you buy it for a price in expectation to sell it for a higher price.
market cap is not money that was used to buy
market cap is not money that was lost while selling

but please stay in the market, it needs dimwits like you

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Thats why im still holding my bitconect still
It WILL go up again one day, its the future of crypto

Markets are opening with major rebound though...

No, they can both decline together. This isn't a normal interest rate environment.

wait until 230

>up 450 points
lel get fucked autistic NEETs

All in bitches.

Fuck china and the bears.

Or better yet fuck the US and the retards who run this country

S&P Honey badger don't care about blonde whores or sneaky Chinks