I have $20 CAD and a high tolerance for alcohol

I have $20 CAD and a high tolerance for alcohol
What's the best method to get absolutely shitfaced on my own this Valentine's Day?

box wine is overall the best, although i prefer the malt liquor drunk

I dunno. Ask your girlfriend.

booze enema

Vodka.

but I like boys, user

Don't eat and chug whiskey
Good luck

Donate blood before you drink

Never mind...

i will never donate my blood its mine fuck off

>not donating blood
its medically necessary for me to donate blood
do it you fucking nigger, save a life