Cigarettes General

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Not food, nor is it cooking. Smoking is disgusting.

Cigarettes aren't food. I'm sure you can have a successful thread next to the gay furry ones in /trash/

You're not wrong, however it is the only way to get a break in a kitchen. American Spirit light greens because I guess I'm still a shithead college student.

>however it is the only way to get a break in a kitchen.
I just tell the lead cook and then the chef that I'm going on break when I'm caught up and someone needs to cover for me. Maybe you get an extra break if you smoke but idc

Black coffee and a Marlboro Red is the breakfast of champ-yuns

Sounds like a fool-proof recipe for cancer.

Neither is alcohol but that never stops the 'I'm a pathetic drunk' threads.

Killin' myself to live, baby. Killin' myself to LIVE...

>coffee gives you cancer
PROOFS??

Can you bake cigarettes in the oven, or do you have to smoke them?

A freshly open pack of cigarettes smell like raisins :3

I'm just a fry cook at a shit joint, so there's always something that needs to be done. There is no "getting caught up" unless there are no tickets hanging.

I vape.
The flavoring in e-liquid is food grade.
Therefore it is technically good and belongs in Veeky Forums.


Hello everyone.

@8560487

Don't give it any attention

I love 27's. Rolling your own is cheaper though. Smoking this now, nice flavor. I also have a hand roll machine and use single-wide raws.

stop paying for filters.

Nigger I pay two dollars more to have the filters removed

Taxes are fucking stupid, regular camels are 6 and then unfiltereds are fucking 8

What setup have you got?

Don't.
I have a friend who smokes unfiltered.

Snap the filter off, smoke backwards (light the filter side).

eeeeh it's not the same

Smoke a pack of these a day.

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that's nuts dude

10 mins for an american spirit * 20 cigs = 3 hours & 20 mins a day to smoking

Joke is on you, I dont inhale. Where are your lip, tongue and throat cancer gifs now?

I smoke during breaks at work.
Also I go to the bars most nights after my shift and drink and smoke.

>not rolling your own cigarettes

It's like a little ritual that just became part of smoking for me, needs some skill and is way cheaper and tastier imo

>mfw Trump repeals the sin tax

This should always be a thread I have worked in two resteraunts and don't know one cook who does not smoke on breaks. It's the only thing between a cook and suicide / customer murdering .

This and alcohol.
Every cook I've ever known has been a heavy smoker and an alcoholic.

Holy shit someone said they vaped and didnt immediately get called some combination of faggot/attention seeking whore? hell yes

>vape
Fuck off with your mouth fedora shit faggot

Anyone here smoke after food? I don't do it myself but curious if others do. I mean, I've heard of after dinner cigars so its not unheard of.

What are some good Japanese cigarettes? I'm going there in a month

You need to fuck off. This isn't board related at all.

The best thing after a meal where you ate too much fatty food, gets that digestion going and gives a nice feeling in the stomach

Veeky Forums doesn't talk about smoking often.

>cigarette lined with blackpowder

You don't have time to roll your own cigarettes? What, you work so much you hardly have smoke breaks, or you smoke a pack a day and justify it with "2 much 4 me"?

Cigs are about smoking tobacco, not industrial crap. Tobacco alone is bad enough for your health as it is. But it's damn good.

I have gay sex
The latex in condoms is food grade
Therefore they are technially good and belong in Veeky Forums

What does gay sex feel like for the receiver?

With a food grade condom ?

Except you don't use condoms for your truck stop bathroom trusts.

It's different if you've never smoked charcoal filters before, but they're my favourite.

Camels are probably the best cigarettes I have ever smoked. I think the nicotine content is higher. I don't know what it is. I've smoked Marb Reds, Marb 27s, Newports, spirits, etc... and nothing beats camel. The tobacco actually has flavor. Hard to explain

>he's not a two-pack-a-day fellow

What are you, a faggot?

Never realized Veeky Forums in general is so anti smoking, i guess it has something to do with people being meek and uncertain or just overly zealous healthiness

t.smoked for a year and then quit

how are cigarettes food or nutrition

It's ironic because everyone on Veeky Forums only eats fast food.

I'm strongly anti-smoking because I have asthma and my mom has COPD from secondhand exposure to my dad's heavy smoking.

There it is

I used to work at a gas station, unfiltered camels were the most expensive packs we sold. Easily a dollar more than an American Spirit, even an unfiltered spirit. My friend would just get camel wides and pull the filter out, you can try that

>one bad case means every case is bad

#NotAllCigars

Winston reds unless you're a cuck

>unless you're a cuck

are you insecure about something, user?

shit user, Winstons are for the 46 yeah old bar rat lady that actually looks 56.

what is the normiest brand?

I'd say lucky strike

Winstons are fucking trash faggot

My top three picks
>Lucky Strikes
>Camel Turkish Royals
>any non menthol American Spirit

I haven't had a cigarette in years, but Camel wides were my favorite when I used to smoke.

Might be a regional thing, but here I would bet it's either Marlboro in general, or Camel Crush. Hardly anyone here holds Lucky Strikes because they don't sell, and people think you're extra crazy for smoking non filtered

t. Chevron employee

Menthols 4 life faggots.

You should try one, see how it feels after all these years.

Everybody I know that does it smokes Marlboro either reds or menthols.

lol

Niggers can't be racist right?

Cigarettes aren't food!

Thanks for being the nth person to mention so.

>the patrician's choice

so edgy

>tfw beta nu-male faggots will never enjoy the crisp taste of Marlboro

Who the fuck takes 10 mins to smoke a cigarette?

can't find that blend,only smoke amsterdam shag, smokes good with some bubble hash mixed in.

Anyone that's not a junkie. American Spirits burn way longer than normal smokes, too

I like Turkish silvers. What does that say?

That you're probably a literal faggot.

so the camel turkish royals smell like chocolate but they burn out in about 10 seconds. why must life be so hard?

yeah that was my point, an american spirit takes like 7-10 minutes to smoke.

i thought that they were fag cigarettes but i wasn't sure. i like them tho :)

Edgy? Fuck off. I like normal smokes, even said I like 27's. It's cheaper and tastes nicer, so which makes more sense?

You can smoke my pole for free. It's cheaper than rollies and tastes ok imo.

:3

>both grandmothers smoked
>one got COPD, the other didn't
>the one who didn't get it claims her not getting a lung disease proves cigarettes really aren't that bad
>also claims secondhand smoke is harmless

This is only acceptable if it's summer, you are drunk, you have plenty of alcohol, the internet is up, your cell phone is charged and you have a delicious brand of little cigars and plenty of them.

And american spirits annoy the fucking piss out of me. Impossible to finish. You literally can't smoke them in the winter unless you're a massive retard and you smoke inside.
The only thing worse than american spirits are people who smoke inside.

It takes me 2-3 days to finish a pack of these, I buy slim filters and paper from Rizla ...regular cheap ones and hand roll the cigarettes myself.

At the start it was too hard for me to hand roll with Bali Shag tobacco, so I smoked Escort or other cheaper brands, but when I learned how to hand roll cigarettes I went back to Bali Shag...

I buy the unfiltered brown packs of american spirits sometimes but they're stale most of the time at the gas station, nobody buys them so they sit on the shelves. Lucky strikes are good but overpriced by about $3.00, used to be like $5.50 a pack, now it's like $8+ a pack.

Nothing about smoking tobacco is harmful.
Try a pipe if you don't believe me and your heart won't pop every time you go outside.

It's these things.
The paper releases MASSIVE quantities of ammonia gas when burnt.
Burn one and smell the smoke.

Cigar and pipe smokers don't have the same problems as you retards who smoke this shit.

Burn a tube in your house every day for a week.
Then burn one cigar shell every day for a week.

Which one smells like poison?
Lrn2ammonia gas.

who /players/ here

CIGARETTE POWER RANKING
>1. UNFILTERED CAMELS
>2. FILTERED LUCKY'S
>3. FILTER CAMELS
>4. MARLBORO RED
>5. UNFILTERED LUCKY'S
>6. UNFILTERED AMERICAN SPIRITS
>7. YELLOW AMERICAN SPIRITS
>8. LIGHTS (CAMEL, AMERICAN SPIRITS)
>9. LIGHTS (MARLBORO)
>10. PARLIAMENT FULL FLAVOR
>.
>POWER GAP
>.
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>99. THE LIPSTICK STAINED BUTT OF THE CAMEL CRUSH SOME 50+ YEAR OLD BAR SLUT JUST PUT IN THE ASHTRAY
>100. LITERAL SHIT
>101. BUDGET BRANDS (BRONSON, EAGLE 20s, SENECA, PYRAMID ETC)
>102. GIRLY BRANDS (VAGINA SLIMS)
>103. ULTRA LIGHTS (ANY)

You should definitely try out 'peace'. It's the best JT's tabbaco.

Also 'caster' series is my favourite. It's really sweet.

Nonsmoker here
What does it feel like to smoke ?
I heard it has nicotin and shit and make you more woke or something.

>Cigar and pipe smokers don't have the same problems

that's bullshit, i've known people that died from mouth/throat cancer from cigars, freud died from throat cancer.

COPD is more of a genetic thing, some people can smoke all through their 20s/30s/40s and never get it, other people get it early in their 30s/40s and need an oxygen tank.

>Which one smells like poison?
Nice broscience.

>The paper releases MASSIVE quantities of ammonia gas when burnt.
>Cigar and pipe smokers don't have the same problems as you retards who smoke this shit.
I'm sure you can back up these claims with a study.

As long as people don't smoke near me I don't care, but to say that smoking tobacco is not harmful is delusion.

Why yall like cancer so much?

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alcohol has calories.

You get a pleasant headrush that's both stimulating and relaxing.
It's really intense the first time for a lot of people though, I actually vomited my ass off the first day I smoked properly.

cancer > bubblegum lungs

makes you feel cool and popular

other than that it's like coffee or beer, it tastes awful

Rather risk cancer than literally nuke my lungs on the popcorn setting

If your a gril it's OK.

nth?
Do smoking retards need to start making up words now in defense?

On behalf of the smokers in this thread let me congratulate you on your discovery of the formula for living forever.

Or was it the cure for cancer?

Or was it just dying of something else?

Sick sweet funky fresh "burn". Bee's knee's to you fellow adult.

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