Kitchen Thread

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>povertyfag kitchen

Fuck off.

>Worlds Smallest Cock

hey man, in a few hours your mom will be asleep, you can likely snap a few pics of her kitchen then.

riky makes u contemplate

>whip it whip it good
>Darth Vader toaster
>ash tray
>fridge of covered with garbage
hang yourself

After you.

four boxes of instant mashed potatoes
7 tins of sardines
6 tins of tuna

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Ok, rate co/ck/s

>>entry level whisky
>>sink full of dirty dishes
>>microwave
2/10. Would use if drunk.

Lets see yours.

It's a roach ridden hell hole with an electric range and no whisky, 0/10 that's why I'm drinking box wine and wasting time.

post anyway, kitchen thread lacks kitchens

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(re)Posting my tiny ass kitchen

how?

Is that seriously your kitchen? I couldn't live without a full size oven and 4 burners...

Best ITT.

Yes it is. I hate not having an oven.
I live alone so not having 4 burners it's not that bad.
I'd also like more cooking space, shit's tight.

Thank you.

posting my kitchen.

Obviously not yours, but God damn can you imagine how much of a bitch that would be to clean and maintain?

the type of people that own kitchens like that have servants that take care of things like that.

I have a retarded amount of counter space compared to how complicated of dishes I make, so it ends up getting used for basically everything else

I am always amazed at how americans seem to have those orange medication bottles everywhere. You guys are really hooked on legal drugs.

They're just prescription bottles, which means it could be anything from heroin-in-a-pill to basic blood pressure medication.

Fucking for profit medico-pharma. It's sicker than the people they're prescribing to, that's for sure.

Its just the standard way you get your meds. Keep in mind it can be anything from blood pressure meds to antidepressants or pharma quality heroin.

Got to love American right.

Clean up your shit, user.

Livin that poverty life

That's honestly a really comfy kitchen. I like the colour scheme.

worth it

At least its clean

i have the same bodum grinder

>charles smith kung fu girl riesling

atta boy

Cooking with my favorite pot, a 22cm (3.5Qt) enameled cast iron, and favorite knife, a 210mm Anryu Kurouchi gyuto.

An 8Qt cast iron dutch oven is en route for oven and outdoor cooking. Excited to make bone broth.

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A poorfag's clean kitchen looks infinitely better than a richfag's filthy one.

I don't even care that OP posted both the original pic and then this pointing out the mug. It was funny anyways

Thanks. When I looked at this apartment before moving in, it was a bit uglier. A new manager took over just before then and redid it. Any time I've had others from the building in ours, they've said it looks better than theirs, so I picked a good time to move in.
Kung Fu Girl really surprised me. Awesome that it's not retarded expensive as well. Great for drinking and cooking.

Also looking at this picture made me realize I still have a bag of old af garlic behind my potatoes that I need to throw out.

Where in Minneapolis is this?

It's not, lol.

Then why the minnesota coffee bag?

Because I live in Minnesota. Contrary to popular belief, Minneapolis isn't the entire state.

Well then, saint paul. Sorry I forgot the other city.

I like the small size of this settup, I wish I could find a small flat like this at a decent price. like it, hard to tell from the pic tho
would need a large toaster oven at least but looks good, must be a tiny place.
workable but don't envy it
(I do like kungfu girl tho)

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looks depressing as fuck

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flipped and cropped

Looks like you are arriving in your house and burglars just left.

wait

>dog toy/butt plug on the counter

Kek, my little boy likes it.

Nice pupper!

You too!

Airedale?

Yes.
An 8 months airedale.
This little boy changed my life, he is so smart and loyal already. Truly a man best friend.

Adelaide

Nothin special, but it gets the job done.

>[the current year]
>stovetop kettle

>spending more than $10 for a container made to boil water

I seriously hope you guys don't do that.

This.

Where are you shopping that an electric kettle costs more than 10$? Hell, they're usually the same price as (or cheaper than) the stovetop ones.

not everyone wants to boil their water everyday in vessels made of cheap plastic

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well not everyone wants to be alive either

Your house is really blurry, you might want to invest in an air filter.

>you are single
>you share a house with more than one roommate
>most of you are scraping by
>the bathroom is just as filthy

how about now with better lighting, fresh baked cookies, and a doggo?

>no
>no
>no i make over 100k a year
>yes

well, I see one oven with 4 burners, but over on the left? not a micro, because you have one hogging up counter space. Two extra ovens? and those cabinets and flooring say 80's to me.

>lie
>lie
>REALLY BIG LIE
>the truth

i have no reason to lie

>do you think people would do that?
>go on the internet and lie?

i don't care if you believe me. i was just giving feedback on your fairly erroneous assessment of my kitchen

Spot on with the cabinets and flooring. That actually is a built in microwave and oven, but we just use it for storage.

Probably just my camera senpai.

Brehs, I think I win the award for shittiest/smallest kitchen

Maine?

>walks in to your place
>glances into kitchen
>oh! take out! can I have some
>grabs styrofoam box and pops it open
but for real, whats in the box? I'm hungry motherfucker

No just sugariest. Looks like a nice kitchen to work with

I challenge you.

Pic related, the kitchen in my last apartment.

clean and organized, the autist in me likes it

>gas range
doin pretty well for yourself eh boyo

gas stoves are a meme

there's no advantage over an electric stove and it always stinks when you turn it on so you worry about the fucking thing exploding

>so you worry about the fucking thing exploding
this. I grew up with electric. even my grandparent had electric. Gas stoves just freak me out.

Having immediate temperature change is pretty advantageous. When I put the knob on high, I expect it to be on high, not slowly increase from low to high over a 2 minute period.

6500K lighting is cancer

Why is the cutting board so close to the floor? Slightly disgusting.

I have 6500K lighting in most of my rooms. I agree that it looks fucking hideous.

I'm color blind though. What lighting is the best? In your opinion.

2800K for comfiness, or 3000K for standard.

Jalapeno bacon fries smothered in a white cheese sauce

Bonk

Holy shit that kitchen is depressing as fuck lmfao.

nah mate I stand by my original comment. sorry you have to live like that.

>all stainless steel
>no useless side window
>boils water faster than the stove
I've got a stovetop one too, in case I need a fuckload of hot water

clean your fucking home you degenerate. That looks (IS) like a health hazard.