Horrible fast food experiences

Got a real goddamn doozie that occurred about 2 1/2 hours ago
>Be me
> Friday is my eat cheap and play Vidya night
> tend to eat on the healthier side, like kale salads and shit
> Fuck it, gonna get a Taco bell box and try the naked Chicken Chalupa
> Go to TB, get my box and head back to my apt.
> Turn on MW3, play survival while eating
> Get to the Chalupa in its deep fried glory
> Eat it, meat tastes processed like Tyson chicken nuggets, otherwise a mediocre TB chalupa
> Finish up, die at wave 40, switch to JC3
> Liberating Cima Leon, when my stomach all of a sudden feels like shit
> take a tums
> wait 15 mins
> no effects, I gotta go
> Take a #2
> It starts normal, but slightly hurts
> within ten seconds, I get the runs
>My end is smoldering from the heat
> It feels like I've got blasted by a trenchgun in the thighs
> it turns from bad to worse
>It turns into a flaming hot liquid, like a waterfall of sulfuric acid.
> I can't breathe, the only comfort is the fact that I can stab myself in the neck with my swiss knife and end it all.
> this continues... For 5 fucking minutes.

Do not get the naked Chalupa. Do it if you have a high pain tolerance and a lack of finer tastes Veeky Forums. Trust me.
Pic unrelated. Made it a while back.

Bitch boy can't handle spices, complains on Veeky Forums.

/thread

Shit thread.

I went into a McDonald's late one night and found a junkie shooting heroin right on the counter.
I told him to fuck off and he screeched and lunged at me.
Got into a fist fight with him and got my cheek split open and knocked out.
Woke up to police questioning me since they found me on the bathroom floor with a bunch of paraphernalia.
My fries were also cold.

1)It's not that, I've eaten spicy shit, it's just the Chalupa had bad meat or something.
2) You can't /thread yourself.

>bad meat
You're the kind od bitch who gets drunk and complains his glass was dirty whhen he throws up.

Again, something was wrong with it, simple spice can't make you shit yourself for that long, especially when you eat Thai pepper dip with your potato chips and what you were eating wasn't spicy.
And just to be clear, I haven't had the dip since Saturday.

Damnit, Carlos...

Maybe you mind made you shit to stop playing MW3?

I ate it and I was fine. It was good too.

you are not a bitch

Interesting, bad establishment maybe?
Step it up Carlos
MW3 is great if you ignore Downturn, Bakaara, and those assholes that run around with gold silenced ACRs with steady aim, assassin, and scavenger.
Maybe it's because I have fond memories of it, but I remember running around on Seatown with dual FMG 9s and a CM901 laughing as my high school friends and I would suicide bomb each other. Good times

>bad establishment maybe?
No you are a bitch.

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>Buys shitty processed fast food
>Complains when his body violently rejects shitty processed garbage

wew lad

You got knocked out by a heroin junkie? They are the weakest ones! I could understand if he was shooting meth, but you sound like a bitch. Next time you tell this, change the heroin to meth...

mw3 sucked, it somehow managed to go backwards from mw2

mw2 is the superior call of duty in every respect

cool whip is fucking disgusting, why would you ruin something you baked yourself with it

>be me
stopped reading right there my nigga

Never said it didn't.
The butthurt over my video game choice is amazing.

>nigga
stopped reading there

reminds me of when I bought a bag of frozen extra spicy hot wings, they weren't that hot since I'm used to a bit of heat, but later that day my stomach started acting up and I got insane stomach cramps, rushed to the toilet and my asshole just exploded in a rain of spicy shit that continued for half an hour. I started crying at some point as well
It hurt so badly, I felt like I had just been anally raped with a glowing hot iron rod.

Because that's the end of the sentence, you dumb fuck.

I think what xir means is that xir is no longer reading the thread :^)

It's xhe you uncultured swine.

It's ok OP I had a can of one of these 4 days ago and a decent helping of shredded mexican and my stools haven't been right since.

I am still learning all of my pronouns, there are just so many genders!

>literally yesterday
>go to popeyes looking to try the chicken and waffles chicken
>pull up to the speaker
>"hi we'll be with you in a second"
>five minutes pass
>"sorry for the wait what can we get you"
>order my shit
>"3-piece or 5-piece?"
>order a 5-piece
>ask for a pecan pie as well
>"sorry we don't have any more pecan pie, we have cheesecake though"
>fucking cheesecake
>"so you don't have cinnamon apple pie either?"
>"yes"
>????
>just say alright and pull around at this point
>give the cashier my card
>wait another 5 minutes
>guy in back of me is still at the speaker so clearly i'm not the only one having a bad day
>"uhhh the machine isn't working, do you have cash?"
>no, of course i don't have cash on me
>she goes somewhere in the back and comes back with a receipt in like 5 seconds(???)
>don't even bother asking if they remembered the sauce
>check the box, they gave me a 3-piece
At least the food was pretty decent, aside from the chicken being soggy

>that whole green text

What a fucking FAGGOT.

Fucking kill yourself bitch.

No

How about that? What are you gonna do now, cry?

I don't care dumbass, it was a figurative speech to convey how much of a flaming faggot you are. No one cares if you kill yourself and I certainly don't care about your 16 year old adventures blogpost.

Faggot.

>"I don't care dumbass"

My Popeyes yelp review:

Me: 3 wing combo, spicy please
Popeyes: You want a 3 wing combo?
Me: Yes
Popeyes: Regular or spicy?
Me: Spicy
P: What you wanna drink?
Me: Unsweet iced tea
P: Sweet tea?
Me: No, unsweet tea
P: Unsweet tea?
Me: Yes, unsweet (they gave me sweet tea, after all of this)
P: Side?
Me: Mashed potatoes
P: Mashed potatoes?
Me: Yes
P: 3 wing combo with mashed potatoes and uuuuhhhhhhhhh.....
Me: Unsweet tea please
P: (long silence)
Me: Hello?
P: $6.52 first window
Me: Can I order something else?
P: You wanna order something else?
Me: Yes
P: What do you want?
Me: One order of fries
P: Order of fries?
Me: Yes
P: Cajun fries?
Me: Yes (they only have one kind of french fries)
P: And you had the 3 wing combo too?
Me: Yes
P: And what was the side on the combo?
Me: Mashed potatoes
P: Mashed potatoes?
Me: Yes
P: (long silence)
Me: Hello?
P: $8.64
Me: I wasn't finished ordering
P: You wanna order more?
Me: Nevermind

I'm glad to see that this location no longer displays the "Popeyes Certified Training Location" sign because these are the LAST people you would want training other employees.

That sounds exactly fucking like my location, Massachusetts?

^This isn't even me

As a person with ASD, this is beyond the level of spergdom,
Even the most socially awkward aspies could figure this out.

>taco bell
>spices

>getting into a fist fight with an intravenous drug user

hope you got your blood chiggidy-checked

>ITT: white people find Taco Bell too spicy

Stick to mayonnaise, esé

You do realise they are all probably anorexic bitches