Post homemade pie

Post homemade pie
If you've never made a pie you're probably not even a cook.

this thread clearly isn't serious but here you go anyway

i made cream pie with ur mom while ur dad watched from the kitchen closet

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I'm not very practiced in baking and I generally don't crave sweets very often anyway. that looks fucking delicious though.

Chocolate whipped cream on top of cookies you mashed into a pie plate isn't pie. Get fucked you lazy cunt.

Did you home make those Oreos too, you fucking hypocrite?

succ/10

looks like beans with cheese and bacon.
disgusting/10

looks too coagulated, even dry and coarse.
top looks ridiculous.
3/10 because it at least looks edible.

do you guys at Veeky Forums seriously not know how into bakery at all?

Too much crust for too little filling but whatever, it was good kiwi pie

I baked an apple blueberry pie last week, but I'm not an attention-hungry tumblrite that takes pictures of everything I make to brag online.

baking isn't really practical

it's purely an activity for fat women

>baking isn't really practical
cooking as a whole isnt really practical. we could do with raw vegetables and drinking eggs, but here we are.

It's been a couple months since I last made pie. I think it was zucchini custard pie, sounds weird but it's actually really good.

is succ good or bad

its the lowest tier.

i suppose that's technically true but at least with regular cooking i'm not uselessly consuming a pound of fat and sugar

thumbnail looked like a way overcooked steak and it almost made me angry.

almost.

But calling that "homemade pie" and accusing others of not being able to cook doesn't upset you?

Shepard's Pie still technically a pie.

what's the name of this, OP?
please

Is this edible?

not that person, but... yes sheppard's pie is damned delicious.

cake is better

Right, because then you would be a baker, not a cook.

>Post homemade pie
>If you've never made a pie you're probably not even a cook.
I make this one a couple at a time when my tree is filled up with little fruits.