Quick rundown on this guy?

Quick rundown on this guy?

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hesanazi

Too stupid to make a big Mac flavoured mcdouble

Go ask mummy for more tendies and quiet time, poopie head

>Ronald McDonald was a pillar of his community. He would dress up as Ronald McDonald the McDonald's Clown to entertain children and owned his own local business. He also liked to strangle young men and store bodies under his house. Recently, he's gotten a second career as a artist, making paintings in his jail cell. Adapt or die!

>Monsanto bows to McDonald
>In contact with aliens
>Possess supernatural abilities
>Controls the United States with an iron fist
>Owns factory farms & banks globally
>Direct descendant of an ancient minstrel blood line
>Will bankroll the first restaurants on Mars (with next generation holodeck play places)
>Owns 99% of food science research facilities on Earth
>First designer domestic animals will in all likelihood be McCattle
>said to have a 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51
>Ancient Indian scriptures tell of a mirthful demon who will ascend to the surface and bring an era of enslavement and unprecedented societal regression to mankind
-Owns Virology R&D labs around the world
-You likely have dormant McPathogens inside you right now
>McDonald is in regular communication with Lucifer and the Antichrist, enforcing the will of the devil among mainstream media outlets. Who do you think blew the whistle on the meeting between the pope & the Orthodox high command (First meeting between the two organisations in over 1000 years) and subsequent summit on Wilkes land?
>Learned fluent Vietnamese in under a week
>Nation states entrust their agricultural output with McDonald. There are no potatoes in Idaho, only in McDonalds restaraunts
>He is about 7 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society
>In reality, he is a timeless being existing in all points of linear time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don’t know his ultimate goal yet. We hope he's a benevolent being.

Bogpill is far superior than the Ronpill

the call that saved Ray Kroc

Is he, dare I say it....our guy?