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Greetings from /r9k/.
Tell me Veeky Forums, what do you put on your tendies?

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Plain homemade mayo with ONLY a single egg yolk and canola oil. NO SALT NO DISGUSTING SPICES!

Ranch > BBQ sauce > Honey Mustard > Buffalo > Ketchup > Human shit > Mayonnaise

Smegma

mummies cummies!

Only the best for my useless son's "tendies".

Any answer other than Buffalo sauce is absolute dog shit-tier.

I've never found a single buffalo sauce I've liked. I keep trying them hoping that one day I will find one, but no luck so far.

Frank's Red Hot is pretty great. If you're not a faggot, you'll like it.

Guess I'm a faggot then. Franks is shit.

>he doesn't put ketchup on his tendies

what are the best tendies to get?

>he doesn't save his ketchup for fish fingers

Plenty of 'cha for hot taste.

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Gtfo richfaggot. I bet you pay to ride the bus too. Some of us have to ration out our ketchup packets

Make your own faggot.

I get 2600 euro neetbux a month, peasant. no rationing for me

a few shakes of quality hot sauce or malt vinegar

obnoxious shit like ranch, buffalo, honey mustard, and bbq sauce drown out the flavor and aroma of a well prepared tendie

This is my little secret but if you have a Stater Bros near you, the deli there makes the best store-bought tendies I've ever had in my life. Ask for "chicken fritters"

Fritters aren't Tendies!

REEEEEEEEEE

Plum sauce

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Make the tender into a cookie. Go the distance.

Who ever does this channel is a cringy faggot. Talking like the tool who made the gummy rat video, while doing weird and whacky food combinations! Fuck off

Mmmmmmm

Muh tongue just got an erection.

White gravy (the kind you serve with biscuits) or buffalo sauce. Both are so good. My favorite place to get them is Dairy Queen.

I make my own tendies by dredging breast fillets in a mixture of salt, vinegar and brown sugar, and leaving them to soak for half an hour or so before breading and cooking like normal.

Vinegar. Lots of it.

Buffalo sauce is hands down the worst sauce ever created.

You didn't answer the question dude

this is the correct answer

he said,
>salt, vinegar and brown sugar
are you blind or just stupid ??

O'Charley's honey mustard.

I figured out guthries secret tendie sauce years ago.

2 parts mayo to 1 part ketchup, couple dashes of Worcestershire sauce. Mix it up and be in heaven.

>The best

PC makes the best everything

God keep our land glorious and free

never call them tendies again. cheese

Gotta mix it with butter, friend.

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McChicken Sauce.

malt vinegar, stone ground mustard with chipotle powder or a thin unsweet bbq sauce

heinz ranch

Malt vinegar and Korean BBQ sauce.

Cane's sauche, had a Caniac combo today, way too much food but i ate it anyway cuz fuk it amirite

Sorry but French's Ketchup is superior to ALL other sauces

white gravy

otherwise, you're a pleb

gimme gimme chicken tendies

I really want fish sticks now. Whats a good brand to get?

I have been eating nothing but tendies for 4 days cause I'm broke and chicken was on sale
The picture in the op makes me want to puke

I had pretty much given up on tendies but this shit keeps going on clearance and it's so good on them.

Man dip, hmm?

I see this shit and the "man meat" or whatever """""craft""""""" sausages go on sale for over 50% off all the time because no one will buy it at the regular price and no one likes the associations of the name.
The maple breakfast sausage is legit fucking good but I'm not paying $6.99 for 18 links when the store brand is still bretty gud for $2.99/lb

Is the actual ten days and kings are shit tier here that sauce absolutely gets me off every single time

Should be served tossed in buffalo sauce.

>man meat
What an unfortunate name for a sausage.

2/3 bbq sauce + 1/6 ketchup +1/6 chicken bouillon(liquid)
Add cayenne, salt, garlic

For $2 I pull the trigger they're definitely worth it. Dipping celery tonight for less guilt than tendies. Them things are FATTENING shit.

Yeah, I think they underestimated the gap between their market's stupidity and its appreciation for irony but I buy shit based on what's in it - although its name did attract my notice before.

Kind oflike that Screamin' Sicillian brand pizza but I didn't like it. Too crummy.

nothing

sauce drowns out the natural flavor of the chicken

at most i use salt and pepper

Made tendies the other day with nandos hot perri perri mayo and crumbed cornflakes

if you're on welfare you should kill yourself

Me, I use Quinky sauce.

Tonkatsu sauce my tomodachi

Spicy Honey Mustard or Sriracha Mayo. You're all plebs.

>tainting meat with salt or pepper
Might as well cook it past blue rare

You are the worst type of person.

'ney 'stard of course

Why is this at the top of the catalogue when I check Veeky Forums? Don't you faggots know better than to reply to tendies threads yet?

I really hate these types of bottles. They make the sauce shoot out at 100mph and you can never get the correct amount.

I USED BUFFALOW SAWCE BUT THEYER EXTENKT NOW.

>t. Loblaws employees

Dude why are you talking about yourself in third person?

I have the exact same problem when I wear boxing gloves.

You belong in one of them American advertisement programs acting like that one in a million idiot.

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>advertisement programs acting like that one in a million idiot
It's because those devices are designed for the disabled.
But there's no money in that, so they have to market the products towards ordinary, "clumsy" people to get them produced.

I work for less than this.


Why

>Ranch
>first

Ranch is a total meme

FUCK YOU ALL

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Fuck tendies. They're dry.

Nuggies is where it's at.

Specially when getting blowey joey

You're somehow an even bigger idiot than that welfare queen.

ranch has mayo in it

Just get retarded, user

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What the fuck Veeky Forums. This sauce goes with everything

Dill pickle juice & mayo.

If you're not going to bother with food I won't bother helping you.

It's tendies. People use random condiments on them and it's going to taste like shit however you put it.

Get it together.

Not when soak the tendies in pickle juice to the point the breading almost falls off.

Immaculate stuff, m8. Pickle juice in general, really.

Burger King's 'Zesty' sauce that's a mix of like horseradish and mayo and other things tastes delicious with chicken

Why isn't that kind of sauce sold in stores or made by other restaurants? I'm gonna look for a recipe to make an imitation of it

Go back to your containment board you penniless virgin

Mayonaise and pepper, famalam.

He's not a real type of person.

H'es only shitposting

the goat

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>little brother goes apeshit for this

A local delicacy

The only BBQ sauce I buy. I swear by it.

Any of the following: tzatziki, garlic aioli, sweet + hot mustard, Thai chili sauce.

I grew up on this exact type. Presidents choice club pack plum sauce.

Also, presidents choice chicken fingers to go with it.

My mom wasn't home much (nurse) and my dad would microwave my brother and I potatoes and throw the chicken wings in the oven. To switch it up some nights, he would make white rice, served with CHINA LILY soy sauce. Sad days in Toronto.

fuck ya.

sorry, CHICKEN FINGERS in the oven*

PRESIDENTS CHOICE CHICKEN FINGERS

fucking leaf.

Honey. Not honey mustard, just honey... Or chipotle BBQ

Tried it once out of curiosity
Never turned back, so good on eggs and toast

Though with my trendies I'm a honey mustard kinda fag

This shit is 98% high fructose cornsurup