Is this the most American way to cook a hamburger?

>Sneak inside in 1912
>take dump in grease
>retarded owner still uses same shit laden grease 100 years later

>m-muh 91 year old molecules...

>Suck dick (Remember to say no homo)
>Get aids
>Sneak in
>Spit in the grease
>Get a lot in there, bring something like vinegar to get your saliva pores working overtime
>Everybody gets aids

Or is that not how it works?

I've had it up to here with you fat fucking American fucktards clogging up this board with your high fat low quality posting. I wish you'd all just have a fucking heart attack and die. Its something I wish for every day; your toxic food culture is oozing out of your grease trap of a country into every artery of the world.
Small business can't survive under the constant pressure of the Golden Arches. through our eating habits we begin to be like you in almost everyway, we consume it with the same vigour as a Big Mac, the processed fast food ethic of your country has collectively polluted our psyche. So do us all a favour and just fuck off.

SATAN NO

Satanic pasta?

The hot grease will kill the aids. And aids has to be through blood. Kissing someone with aids won't give you aids, however kissing someone with aids when you both have cuts on your mouth will give you aids

Semen carries it to. I don't know if you can absorb it through your mouth tho and your stomach acid would probably destroy it. You best bet is to take a huge poz load in your boipussy.

>Prepared by Papa John's retarded cousin

lost

well america does have a place called the "heart attack grill"

statistically, it's pretty much a certainty that someone has had an actual heart attack there

cbsnews.com/news/heart-attack-grill-spokesperson-dies-from-heart-attack-owner-says/

lol!

yeah I know, I live in the state where they had that. it closed.

guess that's why. lol

>Fried in oil so pixelated, it looks like Japanese porn

the youtube codec really struggles with deep fried hamburgers for some reason

of course not, that's disgusting.

Fuck off, Eurodevil. What you eat is your own fault, stop blaming America for everything.

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>no lettuce or tomatoe

That's fucking awful. No way. I'd take a donut burger over that.

>he really doesn't know youtube suggestions are based on your IP's watch history

That white-haired guy at the three-minute mark? My Ph.D advisor. Enough internet for me for the day.

>Is this the most American way to cook a hamburger?
Never seen it, not even once. Stupid idea. It's not getting contact for browning. It's just crisping up in oil. No flavor in that.

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it's the most disgusting, yes

>Too lazy to drain grease, eventually gets passed off as tradition
>Won't disclose secret recipe, probably because someone's nutted in it and they're too worried about tradition to get rid of it
>Guy in the video looks and sounds like he's someone's bruncle

>american way to skillet a burger

Fuck no. A very light coating of oil, like a paper towel wetted and rubbed on the surface, or none at all. Don't be retarded. It isn't fried chicken.

for realz?

fucking hell

the GREASE literally gets a police escort when it moves

skip to 3:00
youtu.be/EiIVhzIq-PQ?t=182

KFC does similar publicity shit, like when they "had" to transport their secret recipe under all this extra security and shit.

Congratulations on being stupid enough to fall for it. Do you like all fake news?

>Massive cast iron pan in a diner used for frying burgers and shit

God imagine the seasoning on that bastard

guhreese, vitamin g

>muh fake news

>OBSSESED
Is this the most American way to spell "Obsessed?"

only in tennessee

i hate this type of PR stunt