Raaawr!

Raaawr!

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*notices your rawr* OwO what's this?

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Cha!

Swoosh!

*hit with level 80 sticky defense*

How do you describe the smell/taste of jackfruit?

It smells kind of musky, like used gym clothes left in the trunk of a car.

It tastes kind of like blue gatorade/powerade


Also you can grow the fruit from those seeds, just peel off the brown outer skin, soak in water for a day or three, and then plant in some rich soil. It will probably sprout in a week or so.

Bloop! Bloop! Bloop!

*internal armor removed*

>turns to npc

I place them in the category of what I call "rotten fruits", along with guavas and papayas - though "musky" is probably a more appealing name. Wish I knew they were that easy to grow, but I move around so often on my quest that there's no chance I'd be where I am long enough to see it bare (edible) fruit. I also read that you could boil and eat the seeds, but the consensus was that they taste kind of like potatoes, so I felt like it wasn't worth the effort.

>no chance I'd be where I am long enough

I grew mine in a pot in Kansas. You can too!

Enemy defeated!

Is it a potted jackfruit? I've wanted to grow more potted exotics but it can be hard to find info about potting some plants.

All i do is literally put the seeds in dirt. Grown pineapple tops, avocado pits, tamarind seeds, jackfruit, mangrove.

>mangrove
>in a pot?

This Is Dinosar Egg I Find They In Me Back Yard All De Time

Is dis u?

Yeah, they grow pretty okay, but you need to keep their feet wet. They do really well in overstocked aquariums

Swoop!

*collects treasure*

It tastes like banana bubble gum

Stopped in at a tavern for the night and had a cold ale and a feast to replenish a hard days work.

:^)

Fried, cylindrical potatoes, topped with stewed mystery meat and chilies, raw onions, and some kind of shredded, curdled milk.

:^)

Freshly slain elk, wild foraged greens, sammiched betwixt soft baked bread.

*groggily awakens in a foreign land to find a mysterious breakfast before oneself*

>"manzano banana"
>"narutomaki"
>some rare form of petrified dinosaur foot
>"cottage cheese"

Atop the "cottage cheese" I placed a pinch of slain jackfruit from my knapsack I found still on my person, along with a sprinkle of 7 spice to ward off any bad omens.

Halfway through the day's journey, a stinky, smelly snack.

New tavern, with a pick your own adventure beer flight.

>ne style dipa
>belgian style blonde ale
>scotch wee heavy
>spiced stout on nitro

Great thread

The house burg and "chili fry".

(I don't think the curly parsley garnish was meant to be ironic.)

Pretty epic xD

>level 1 music plays
>comfortably back at home
>*mixes kewpie and sambal*

What is this thread

>Role playing on a Chinese food board

I've lived to see it all

lel

*Casts level 4 mise en place spell*

*Subdues green spinach flat fish with blue elemental coo/ck/ery*

Swatch!

Red, white, & black, deploy!

*lowers the volume to a reasonable level 3 with a handful of shredded green lettuce and a drizzle of olive oil*

I think its cruel that people clip the spikes of their time devouring spawn, its a natural part of their anatomy and without them how can a Lavos feel safe and comfortable while japanese youth are running about inside its lava hole. Exercise your pets!

chicken feeeeeeeeeeeeet!!

STAEK!

What ratified air we breathe on this day of days.

*grabs your girlfried by the parmigiano reggiano and evoo and makes it rain*

Task completed.
Shinzo Abe Lincoln approves.

*zooms in for extreme close-up*

This Thread is good. Great, even. This Thread is great.

This thread is gay and not funny.
I'd rather eat McChickens.

i like it guy

would've stuffed more steak in there, personal preference, perhaps none of that raw nightshade malarkey

>beer
>from the can
Shiggydiggy

Nothing wrong with beer in a can when it's meant to be drunk immediately like an IPA and not cellared. It's cheaper and keeps the light out, and more and more breweries are doing it.

Also, that beer is clearly in a glass.

spikeman

This spikeman is over the s4s file size limit :^(

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What the fuck is this autism?

*hits the d-pad to humor the lakitu*

Being seated in what I thought was a non-hostile environment, I find myself ambushed by a #16 foe and his salty lemonade sidekick.

add the basil and sprouts quick

*grabs the nearest pair of sticks laying around and attacks the #16 foe*

*having no other choice, attacks the lemonade orally*

Many strange demons hiding in this web of deceit; the lemonade is salty as expected, and reminds one of the many trolls who lurk the halls of this dungeon.

"Thanks, fellow traveler."
"That was a close call."

I don't care if it's autistic, this thread is comfy.

Safely back at home once again. Tending to battle wary carbon steel with a couple pats of medicinal bacon grease.

>pan
>nice and hot

scallions

SCALLIONS

*releases batter*

*maangchi sneaks up behind you and whispers in your ear*
"Do you know what it is?"

Gay af. That shit's like 15 dollars

Not so fast

>green flash palate wrecker
>9.5% abv
>100+ ibu
>6lbs of hops per barrel

The final boss of the best coast style IPA and the arch nemesis of the Veeky Forums beer pleb.

Truly an exquisite ale.

Palate Wrecker VS. Bacon Blue Cheese Burg

>two assertive flavors vie for supremacy in a dungeon battle to the gut

And the winner is...

Both the Palate and the Gut.

>lower de boom barleywine consolation prize.

I'm pretty sure this thread is cancer but I appreciate your attitude OP, keep on keeping on

I don't think you're supposed to eat osage oranges

Is that smegma on the burger???

>returns home after collecting a piece of treasure in a speckled level 14 italian pan by defeating a crab tossing fish monger demi-boss at the old korean market

*lightly browns butter*

Thread is love.
Thread is life.

*merges with level 65 calphalon lid*

*seasons and sauces*

I, for one, like this fucking thread. It's rare to see people post OC, regardless of how shitty your text format is.

7/10 better than most threads on this shit-ass board

*slides onto plate*

Good job!

>passes training level #1

WHAT DID YOU DO TO THAT EGG

*stifles yolk lava flow with odd bread heel*

>not cutting your eggs into quarters so you can experience a total of 8 unique seasons in one plate

>like 15 dollars

It depends on the place (that's a bit steep) and whether you'd rather only try one or two beers, or four or five. Many times there are specialty beers that are on tap only and which wont be there the next time you stop in.

>when the japanese chef is off for the night the mexican cooks load the sashimi up with lime slices and random bruleed banana fronds for no reason

>coedo beero

Because beer brewed with sweet potatoes has the power to bring boys and girls together.

10/10. I love a gal with a sense of humor.

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*rises and shines after a night of raw fish, rice, and sweet potato beero*

>golden mountain omelette (+30 poison/cancer resistance)
>lettuce, tomato, scallions (+4 health)
>kewpie & cock sauce (+70 vitality)

...

Left Slot: Warm, Fluffy, Moist
Right Slot: Cool, Crisp, Zesty

*resumes attack*

>i find myself in some back alley dive
>a neighborhood joint, though more hood than neighborly - definitely not my people, though i seem to be fitting in
>i'm minding my own business, nursing my racer 5, hidden amongst the neon lights, when all of a sudden...

*a young succubus appears and rains down a torrent of burg spawn and burning hot potato links with a pool of buttery, chili spiced vinegar, red as hell*

...

...

Swoop!

*collects treasure*

>going to feel the effects of that battle later tonight

*wakes up succubused faced withed a melange of ingredients on the breakfast counter and as though before satan's own chopped entourage*

>a vat of bacon fat
>a few spoonfuls of week old, slightly fermented chili
>hastily sliced scallions
>three eggs, lightly beaten with a bit of mirin, shoyu, and sugar
>pan, nice & but not too hot

*swipes bacon fat*
*swatches egg*
*prolapses chile*

*rolls egg*
*repeats steps 1-2*
*lays down scallions*

If you liked level 2, you're Really going to like level 3!

F-final L-level incoming!

c打て

Aole au e olelo moonspeak...
キス!
キス!
キス!

This is looking good... Post the final picture already!

They do it on /trash/ too.