Grocery store parking lots

>grocery store parking lots

stop grocery shopping on the weekend

mfw wind blows around the shopping carts and dents and scratches cars

take a walk, you live in the city

>Costco parking lots*

actually i literally live right behind my grocery store but i can't carry a cart full of shit with just my hands

I generally do my shopping after midnight so I don't have this problem

>tfw grocery shopping at 8am on a monday

Feels nice being like one of 3 customers at a costco.

take 2 trips then. or roll the cart over to your house, who's gonna stop you?

>When you have to wait five minutes for the mexican family to parade out of the exit.

Avoid payday (Friday) and back-to-school lunch shopping (Sunday).

I like that Publix walks your cart to/from the car. They also have a policy of wide spaces, diagonal parking, so yea, they're doing it right. It's worth it to me that it's safe and always busy with employees and people both, and no one is going shove their cart due to fear or laziness.

>tfw forgot to chain my cinema falcon to the cart handle and he flies into the rafters, shitting all over the produce, customers and staff furious with me, trying to drop The Little General with stock boy slingshots

>take 2 trips

nigga thinks I'm fucking Lance Armstrong

>tfw live half a block from the grocery store and still sometimes drive there and park up front in the fire lane with my emergency lights on

Put a couple of these out and nobody fucks w you

>when you have to keep one hand on your 9mm in your coat pocket and steer the cart with one hand.

God, I love freedom!

>tfw you live near a grocery store that's open 24hrs
>tfw you work nights and often go grocery shopping at like 3 am
>tfw you're on a first name basis with the nice old lady cashier and she often gives you half your shit for free

I work second shift, I'm usually stopping in to my preferred 24hr grocery store anywhere from midnight to 3 am. nobody but the stockers and a few other ppl in the store.
>park right up front
>no crying kids
>no empty cart coral
>no slow black/old ppl two across in an isle
>no morbidly obese ppl riding around in the store scooters making me ashamed to be a Ameriburger
>no line at the self check out
feels good man

you forgot, avoid the first of the month when the basketball americans get they free moneis from the gov.

All is well until my schedule forces me to go to the grocery store at 5pm on a weekday. Everyone and their mother wants ingredients for dinner.

>lying on the internet

costco doesn't open until 10 everywhere

/tv/ is shit and so is that dumb show

What dumb show is that?

pee pee poo poo

not that user but Young Pope

So it's like a bad sitcom?

No it's kino

Avoid the weekend all together
Buy your shit on monday/, that's when everyone is miserable

>walmart neighborhood market parking lot

>Aldi during summer
>poor people kids not in school

You forgot the fifteenth nigga, shiieet.

I just stop by every day to every other day, pick up what I'm eating /FRESH/

>not living a literal block away from a grocery store
lol at u

Go with someone else dumb nigga