My girlfriend is going to be here in 15 minutes. What the hell do I do?!?
My girlfriend is going to be here in 15 minutes. What the hell do I do?!?
Easton Gomez
Wyatt Edwards
shut the fuck up
Michael Williams
if she's a decent person she'll be touched that you tried
Austin White
Roll it up then cut into cute little bite sized pizza rolls.
Luis Williams
Ejaculate on it
Noah Rivera
Looks like you might be able to cut 4 or so modestly sized slices from the intact portions of the pizza. Put two on each of two plates, and tell her it's the first course. Then phone Domino's for a delivery pizza for the rest of the meal.
Or mix it in a blender for about 20 seconds, and serve it as a "reconstructed pizza", the post-post-modernist successor to deconstructing dishes.
Gavin Rogers
you kneed to work your dough some more. get it?
Julian Jones
If she's with (you) she doesn't have taste anyway
Charles Clark
FUCKING GET IT?
Henry Fisher
Insert the anal beads to start with