My my my, cucumber sandwiches are just simply divine, don't you agree darling?

My my my, cucumber sandwiches are just simply divine, don't you agree darling?

NO

don't be like that

Y-yeah Mom.

>wasting nature's dildo on a sandwich

don't waste my time kid

I prefer pimento cheese sandwich for hors d'oeuvres.

Eat shit, Rarity, your bullshit sunk the boat.

I want to eat pinkie's pie.

>not making a delicious cucumber sandwich to replenish your vitamins and minerals after you've cum

The cucumber gave two gifts to humankind and you're a horrible person for squandering one of them.

Ejaculating mostly depletes zinc. Is there much in cucumber sandwiches?

Rarara, let my waifu rest. She's had a long day, she just wants to sleep.

Recycle the cum. It's basically savory icing and better for you than butter.

It's funny because it's a My Little Pony reference. Season 6 Episode 22, Pony Point of View.

>funny
You mean sad

it has DHT tho. Don't need any more of that.

Christ I thought they only made their stealth reference threads on /vp/, is nowhere safe?

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Kill yourself, Barneyfag

Cream cheese on good bread with said ingredient, right?. Cuz' if so, it's pretty based.

I believe in recycling waste and so does OP!

I remember this post from last month.

no the bunyip did!