"I'll just have a couple..."

"I'll just have a couple..."

Bro did you just lick your fingers and put them back in the bag?

"Okay, but I'll just have one."

Alright, just leave the lights on while you're at it.

300 CALORIES EACH REEEEE

of your sister

>calories are bad

It's 73.

20 dollars later

Cool, dude.

I'm just about to have two of these. Just the two

>one left
>nut is closed

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Why the fuck are pistachios so expensive

Fuck knows.

They seem to grow readily in so many different parts of the world.

I guess all nuts are expensive though. Even peanuts (fuck off legume fags) aren't cheap compared to many other snacks.

On a per-calorie basis, they're extremely cheap though. $2 for like 3000 calories.

WHERES THE BAG OF DORITOS?

>another 10,000 mg sodium day

>eat the nut

I used to steal pistachios from Wegmans. They had them in shell in the nut section, but you could weigh them and print them as vanilla granola, the cheapest item on the list.

Vanilla granola was only 1.35/lb, pistachios were like 7-9.00/lb. So Id get like a 6lb bag for like 7 bucks. You have to use the self check out though. Or a dumb employee/one that didnt give a fuck.

It doesnt work anymore, the self check out always seems to know its not the same item. Or the employees realize. Oh well.

You're a nigger, user.

Tim Tams.

Cheese curds and shrimp chips, so goddamn good

ME EAT ONE

No, niggers just take the item and make a break for the doors, or walk around shopping for an hour while eating, then dump their cart and leave.

"Just 3 more and I'm done"

Hey, I ate those pistachios with guilt on my shoulders.

I aint paying 5 billion dollars for some pistachios.

Thanks for the idea user, I'll give it a try