Have you ever been served pre-cheesed burgers out of a tray?

We evolved over millions of years to produce... This

It's glorious.

no, but I'd eat them.

Heh

My mom always pre-cheeses her burgers.

It makes the cheese too hot and most of it thins out, leading to more of a gooey film on the burger than the nice semi-soft texture of cheese.

ITT:school lunch

Your mom's pre-cheesed her panties everytime she became aroused.
A thick, yellow, mucousey cheese that smelled of earwax.

Why white cheese?

Good tasty white cheese for white white people.

>too hot and most of it thins out
That's why you use american cheese for burgers, dumbass.