English cuisine appreciation thread

i concur. had sossies and mashy spuds for me's tea.

GREGGS!

Why do Britcucks talk like toddlers?

Because din din is what they're brought up on.

The horrible presentation of OP.

Also trolling.

>muh presentation *tips fedora*

Our food is meant to be hearty and filling, not laid out so snobs can comment on the aesthetic of their dinner

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Do they still make these?

Use to love them as a kid but haven't seen them in Tesco in years

OP is obviously some silly joke picture. I've had bangers and mash thousands of times (family is half British). All you need to do is serve the bangers on the side of the plate rather than making some sort of monstrosity that looks like a 5-year-old went wild in the kitchen.

Bangers and mash is English not "British"
Most pubs will serve bangers and mash in a large or 'beano' portion. Comfy dining indeed. Unfortunately a lot of our pubs have suffered Jamie Oliver-isation recently.

Americans talk like they don't know the difference between T and D

That's an American attempting a pastiche.

Irish black pudding is inferior to Stornoway black pudding.

Bongladeshi Sunday lunch/dinner always looks comfy as fuck.

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Americans, gonna save you some time;

>lol British food lol
>lol bland lol
>lol toast sandwich lol
>lol bad teeth lol
>lol innacurate stereotype from film or television I've seen lol

There now mods can delete the thread.

Brunch on Saturday.
It's a Lincolnshire variation on a Full English.

Stornoway and other Scottish black pudding pisses on any other blood sausage full stop

Would kill for some Alt Bea right now

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I'm salivating.

In all fairness on a national level we have worse teeth than the uk.

Any tips on how to do roast beef for Sunday dinner for someone who's massive fucking fanny and won't eat it pink?

Hangover food.

What's that on the left of the egg?

These delicious little buggers

Rotisserie.
Just carve off the outer slices as it cooks.

Slice of thick gammon.
Traditionally we also have stuffed chine with it but this is a poor example.

And cloudy apple juice too? Good lad

>mfw my family removes the cherries and doesn't eat them
>I'm the only one that eats cherries

Steak and chips at the pub.

How does it feel to be a filthy peasant?

>OP starts a pathetic, bait, decisive thread
>thread actually turns to quality discussion
>OP BTFO
OP confirmed for faggot.

I'm doing ok socially and financially thanks.
>tfw; nice house, nice car, no debt.

This Irish propaganda to sully the good name of the English.

Is that you, Bobby Sands?
Would you like a cheeseburger?

Do not use the name of our national hero in vain.

Only thing not to like is the plating, it's like they tried to make tasty sausage look fisgusting

Sorry dude.
>t. 2nd Battalion The Parachute Regiment.

>Half British

That's not how it works.

>obvious joke post
>reply to it earnestly just to get a cheap shot in
I don't understand this meme, it only makes you look dim.

>meme
You're not ready for the internet yet my millenial friend.
Go back to tumblr and wait a while.

Needs greens

>t. The tangled mind of the autist

Any legs left lad? And are the Ra nicer than the Arabs?

there's literally 6 greens in there

In b4 spotted dick, with spotted dick.

Doesn't look keto to me

These fuckers right here.

Still tabbing strong, Boyo.
How Martin McGuinness getting on, I hear he's feeling a bit ill?
:^)

I'm a faggot. Forgot my pic.

I'm not American and I'm still laughing at your pathetic "food" and disgusting bland taste.

>my millenial friend
If you are pushing 40 at the youngest then why are you on Veeky Forums?

>quality discussion
Um all I see is disgusting bland "food" being posted and cucks arguing about their "unique" variations on the same disgusting dish.

Arabs are generally more hygienic than the Irish.

>gangbangersnmash.jpg

>he doesn't know about apex British "puddings"

Mr. Brains pork faggots, mushy peas and mashed potato.
Can't fucking go wrong with that shit.

The taliban are certainly a lot braver and more committed than the IRA and more so than PIRA.
Irish Nationalists are fucking cowards.

>Martin McGuinness is going to Hell
>Jerry Adams will join him as well
>and we will laugh Son, and we will will rave
>as we piss on an IRA grave
t. The Antrim underground.

Mashed potatoes and breakfast sausages? That was my dinner 5/7 days a week growing up. The other two days were usually spaghetti with canned 'Meatballs in Gravy' - both dishes also had a side of canned green beans.

>breakfast sausages?

No, a type of English sausage called a "Banger". They are much larger than a typical breakfast sausage, though the flavor is actually pretty similar to American breakfast sausages as they use many of the same seasonings.

>Be English
>Meet QT 8/10 Nip friend while on holiday
>We stay in touch
>Later, she visits England for the first time, and we decide hang out
>I take her to an Italian resturant
>With an adorably innocent look, she asks-
>"user-san, why are we at tis Itarian resturantu? I want to try some Engrish food whire in Engrand! What rocar food is good to try?"
>she usually likes experiencing local cuisine when travelling places
>MFW
>Ponder if I have the heart to tell her
>Do it anyway, explain to her that Anglo food sucks, and even Anglos admit it
>Disheartened "Oh"
>Can tell days later that she was disappointed with her trip

True story. And no, we didn't bang.

Samefagging this hard on a Taiwanese catapult manufacturing board.

For shame soldier.

I always take Chinese clients for fish n chips.

They love it tbqh

She was Japanese

arr rook same

Why would that matter?

>he didnt find her a good fish and chips or good pub food
poor effort user

Yea, since then, I do kind of regret not taking her to a higher grade pub or something. For some reason I can't imagine a foreigner enjoying and old fashioned chippie much, though. None from around my area, at least.

I'm ind of self-loathing about my country in some rergards.

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EVERY LUNCH BREAK

How is Japan the highest on that list?

We have a fuckload of nice food, you just have to go out and find it.

Regardless you still should've taken her to a nice pub, a chippy and for a Full English. A curry too, whilst we're ticking off Culinary Memes of the British Isles

>being too lazy to cut small potatoes into quarters
fucking wow

why you yank accents sound so fucked? you cunts overpronounce your R's and go to every extreme to pronounce words not how they're spelt.

Also you guys have terrible grammar.

The English literally raided the cupboard of every nation they colonised.

You can get any cuisines that you fancy.

Doesn't matter if it's from a colonised country, it still wouldn't be local. IE: the criteria she was looking for

Please delete this
It reminds me of when I was 4

>so cucked that his hatred of his own national cuisine cockblocked him
English food is delicious and you're a mong.

>he hasn't tried a melton mowbray pork pie

You sicken me.

Is a deep fried half pizza and chips welcome?

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Boys, what's the best chip shop curry recipe around? I tried some with rice when I visited the UK a few years ago and fuck it was good. Simple but tasty as hell.

That looks absolutely wonderful, after a few beers. I thought deep frying everything was a Scotland thing though?

It is, and that's pretty much the reason why that custom is a thing.

>over pronounce your R's
at least we dont add them to words out of thin air

well if his dad is from GB and his mom is from america, how does it not work?

>not enjoying this whimsical pile of edible dicks

You're half from whichever the constituent country is.