How do you eat your bananas?

How do you eat your bananas?

lick them sexily in a tank top

not like that

Chopped up in frosted flakes.

Problem being.. too top heavy.

1 Banana chopped
1 tablespoon of Organic PB
1/2 cup of almond milk (un-sweet)
Mix in soup bowl
Enjoy something that tastes like a protein shake but isn't,

my wife only eats them if they're coated in chocolate

I only drink my fruit

Like a girl who's pleasuring her boyfriend of 6 years. Gotta fill that void somehow.

yellow is ugly. i dont eat ugly colored stuff

Chop it up, lightly sautee it, and add it to a salad with cabbage, tomato, and beets

slowly
to ensure my body registers i am eating something otherwise i will eat 5

They used to play that movie a lot on FX
I came a lot

Only when they're black/brown.
Yellow banana's make me feel sick because they're too unripe.

peanut butter and semen

While they're still unripe

>Slice up in to chips
>eat
I like a plain old banana but just cutting it makes it 200% sexier

>Mash banana in a bowl
>Spread on white bread
>caramelize in a pan
>lightly toast the other side of the bread
>peanut butter
>two slices of crispy bacon
>sandwich that shit together
>dust with powdered sugar
>cut in half diagonally
>dip in maple syrup

...

ME EAT PEAL

Deepthroating it while pretending it's Maria Cordoba

Pudding w/ nilla wafers

i tend to push them in and out of my throat until they vanish

This is why i hate women and went MGTOW

Better quality.

while holding intense eye contact with other guys in the bus.

projecting much?

Sliced them then put them in milk with a little bit of sugar

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i never waste a good banana by eating it.

Had a stroke just reading your text.

>How do you eat your bananas?

Open at the bottom, break off 1" chunks, eat those.

I don't bother buying the worst fruit to exist.

When I was younger I used to masterbate furiously to this movie. Shit.

This was before we stopped using dial up

That's the kind of shit that made Elvis die on the toilet.

you're bananas

...

I wouldn't buy you either

2028440940 for nudes i want dick pick first

explains itself

the fuck is wrong with people who care how one eats bananas.

Please refrain from offending the poor banana.

Manchild.