Waffle House Thread

Verbatim, my usual order.

Waffle House makes damn good burgers compared to your usual fast food fare, it's what I normally get. And the hash browns. The coffee is on point.

She just sorta penciled it in on the corner of the table. I had to remind her to carry the 1, which was pretty amusing.

Cup of coffee and water, all star breakfast, country ham; double the hashbrowns, scattered smothered covered chunked capped and country, eggs over easy, pecan waffle.

Oh, and raisin bread toast please,.

The waitress's math is ALWAYS wrong. Last time when I pointed it out she had to take out her phone and use the calculator app to verify. What the fuck, Waffle House? Get with the times because your employees don't know basic math

Waffle House is a good place to get into an argument with a stranger after midnight that ends with you getting shot.

I fucking love Waffle House. It's all about two eggs over-easy, city ham for sopping up yolks, large hash browns scattered, smothered, diced, and capped, and biscuits. Milk and orange juice to drink.

Best menu items:
Hashbrowns in the ring
country ham
biscuits and gravy w/ sunnyside up egg

>Yeah, lemme get a Tbone, take it off early, 2 eggs over easy, hash, smothered, covered, and chunked, a waffle, 2 pieces of bacon, and chocolate milk

You realize they're waffle house employees for a reason, right? Give them a fucking break.

>called 'waffle house'
>best item is hashbrowns

ALL THE WAY, BABY

I'll give the employees a break. I'm just tired of giving Waffle House a break for not providing a cash register, POS system, or even a calculator. They're simply asking too much of the employees to make them attempt math several times per shift

Enjoy your diarrhea

i spent $7 on a cheesesteak and got $4 worth of cheesesteak
dissapointed

Leftypol is leaking fyeah

>tfw left upper-deckers at Waffle Houses in six states
>tfw tore toilet seats off the base
>tfw called 911 at pay phones outside each of them
>tfw fingering my gf in the bushes as cops are searching for suspects

>fingering my gf
That's a sin

Waffle House kicks the shit out of IHOP or Denny's. Although it really depends on the location

>What do you like to order from them?
Pecan Waffle + Bowl of Chili + Grilled Cheese + Country Ham + Cheese N Eggs + OJ + Tea.

on a similar note
>be me as a teen
>go to wafflehouse with then gf and buddy who is 3rd wheel
>get tugged off under the table by her syrupy hand
>buddy goes to the bathroom
>she grabs his plate and I cum between his pancakes
>he finishes his stack none the wiser

having a sticky syrup dick was uncomfortable though. she had a curfew and couldn't suck it off

I'll give the employees a break. I'm just tired of giving Waffle House a break for not providing a cash register, POS system, or even a calculator. They're simply asking too much of the employees to make them attempt math several hundred times per shift.

ftfy

every single person inside of a waffle house is irreparably damaged

user, this is even worse than racism. You cannot classify every one as a whole entity when the demographic that makes up something as wildly varying as a customer at a restaurant is..oh to heck with it. You're right, anyways.

>pancakes
>waffle house

Liar spotted.

Everything hashbrowns, followed by peeing the worsesmelling green piss and shitting greasy chunky fluid for an hour directly 15 minutes afterward.

Its how I cleared my system before a colonoscopie.

fucking this

pecan waffle and scattered hash browns with ham and cheese.

am I autism if I bring my own syrup and butter? been contemplating doing because maple flavored corn syrup and hydrogenated oil spread are the only things holding this meal back.

Nothing autistic about carrying butter in your pockets to diners, user.

I always get the Texas cheesesteak melt, drench it in Worcester sauce, and get scattered covered hash browns. When I was in high school, I'd also have a cherry coke, but have switched to iced tea.

They're pretty great, user.