Whelp

whelp

how do you cook it? well done plz.

Nothing says you love yourself like a heart-shaped ribeye.

>USDA Choice

>12.99 for choice
>that non existent marbling
>poorly trimmed and butterflied for aesthetic
i would be ashamed to cut and sell this at my store

I don't see what the big deal is about cooking beef hearts. Looks the same as any other steak to me.

They butterflied I ribloin??
Oh shit nigga what are you doing?
Thanks OP I needed that laugh.

this meat is better looking than 90% of the shit we get in german supermarkets.

get a hold of your 'merliard privilige

you fucking krauts boil everything you eat anyways so it's not like it fucking matters

Jeez German beef must be total shit. I saw that shit at Jewel yesterday and even from the case all the bullshit was Choice. Made me miss shopping in Tokyo supermarkets

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Somebody has to eat it.

Is all American meat this badly marbled?

I saw these at my local Safeway, too.
At first I thought someone had picked it up and then just dumped it somewhere.
Then I saw another. And another. And then I realized that they'd just stocked them in random places all over the meat department.

Beef hearts are always lean dude. Relax.

Are you retarded?

Epic pun, dumbass. Go back to your subreddit.

What's that got to do with anything?

No its choice like the 2nd worst tier.

Leave him alone. I thought it was pretty funny

All me.

You have to go back.

Back to Safeway to get another delicious cow heart for my second gf? I think I will. Almost forgot about her. Thanks

>usda anything

:^)

Heh ,':^)

S***posting on two devices at once is considered a bannable offense

What the fuck are you talking about?

Heh ,':^)

Ew

It's novelty. Can't imagine it would be anything but a fucking chore to cook and portion

Butt people can enjoy some clunky dumb spectacle now and then

what?

And I'd guess the sort of people this is targeting do not eat steak on a regular basis and would have less to compare it to.