Burger King is giving out adult toys

That shit eating grin makes me want to beat her to death with a rock

Dildoes and pocket pussies. I can picture the drive thru conversations now

"C-can I get the girl toy p-please?"

Wait is this shit for real?

That would be kind of cool if they put those japanese egg things in the meal. I always wanted one of those things. for anime research

>japanese egg things
please elaborate

Seriously? Have you been living under a rock?

>In Israel only
Look it up.
Degenerate kikes, truly the enemies of God.

That shit eating grin makes me want to beat her to death with a cock

u srs bruh?

I think you know where this is going

a blindfold, feather tickler, and one of those skull massager thingies

>The meal, available at Burger King’s Israel locations

You can't make this up. They're not even bothering to hide it anymore.

fleshlight is way better, i have several of both. if you just fold a pillow like a burrito and pump a bunch of lotion into it thats good too

oh those things, I thought it was some weird anime porn shit involving actual eggs

ah. i thought he meant a tenga

1. It's only in Israel
2. It's for couples, not for lonely fucks like you. No singles policy enforced
3. These seem to be the toys: a blindfold, a feather duster, or one of those head massagers that are far too big to be used on anything erogenous.

the goyim know...

It'll be an alien dick, egg laying dildo.

Actually that's a splorch...

That looks gay.

so do you but you don't see us pointing it out. don't be fucking rude.

>resembles alien dick
>lays eggs
>dildo

I'll eat them hard boiled out of that puppy

what do you mean fold it like a burrito. asking for my brother

Any dildo is gay if a man uses it.

There is literally nothing gay about pegging and prostate stimulation

lad...

are you saying that if my best friend pegs me

its not gay
and i wont be a virgin anymore?

sounds like a win/win to me

there is literally nothing with prostate stimulation. traps aren't gay. pegging is straight.

take a pillow like a bed pillow and take the pillow case off of it. put your erect dick in the middle of it your balls hanging outside of it. now take some thick lotion like cocoa butter from your black gf dresser and use it liberally on your dick itself and in big globs on the inside of the pillow near to the sides of your dick. now, take one half and fold it over your dick as tightly as you can, then take the other half and fold it over that. now hold it closed and slowly lay down on top of it with your chest and tummy to keep it closed. now you can hump the hole youve made in the burritoed pillow and it feels incredibly good
t. inventions man

posted the wrong image

How the actual fuck am I supposed to get off with these contraptions?

>Throw toy in garbage
>Fuck burger
>Shove chicken fries in ass

Normally I would join in on the meme but traps are a plague on Veeky Forums. There are so many boards full of faggot shit because "traps" have been normalized. /b/, /soc/, /gif/, even /r9k/ and Veeky Forums and /v/. I think the normalfags came here without developing a sense of self and just adopted the first thing they saw, which eventually became faggot shit, which was originally just for shock value on /b/, and they now spend their time discussing whether they are actual faggots or not. It spreads to other boards and those too will fall. We need to set up a chan where literal faggots get banned on site. Who's with me?

you're a madman

/fucking thread

there is nothing gay about a pretty girl with a feminine penis

if it has a penis it's not a girl.
penis is gay regardless of whether or not it's "feminine".

wrong

...

Penis is literally the least feminine thing that exists. You can't be feminine and own a penis.

Wrong.

>God's chosen people
>Enemies of God

wew lad

wrong

Dude, penis literally CAN'T be feminine. If there's a masculine/feminine spectrum, vaginas are on the extreme left and penis are on the extreme right. Not even cars, boxing, or torque wrenches are as masculine as penisi.

It's not gay if she has a fat ass and nice tits. the penis is literally feminine.

penis can be feminine

god dammit you faggots are so fucking far in the closet you're finding next year's christmas presents

A reminder that trap fags(redundant) are so deluded they think futa is somehow gayer

that one thing is just a scalp massager, I never knew it was an "adult" thing

I tried to save you.

...

It's for stimulation of hair growth.

Last I checked, children didn't worry about hair loss, so it's an adult thing, in a manner of speaking.

>stimulation of hair growth
Haha are humans literally retarded? 6000 years of people going bald and this is what we're on? Scalp massages?

if it's the kind if futa that has a vagina underneath that penis, then it's categorically for closeted gay men. trans women and traps are fully feminine and therefore not gay.

futa cocks aren't feminine

Small shriveled penis is the norm. Not only are you a fag but you believe in the bbc meme? The merchants got you good.

futa penis is not feminine

You're mentally ill.

Excuse me, faggot? BBC is not the least bit feminine. Niggers aren't even human. I am straight because I only fuck girls with feminine penises, unlike you.

no i'm not, you are

>futafag commenting on people's mental health

If liking futa is gay, then liking Buck Angel is straight.

What I meant to say was that you probably call anything under 6 inches feminine because a feminine penis is a small, pathetic looking penis. Most men have these types of penises so you are willing to fap to anyone who has this type of penis if they have a good looking ass to go with it and wear a wig.

if sucking a hot girl's pretty pink cock is gay then i'm the OP

You don't understand what a feminine penis is. Stop posting.

my gf broke up with me last month

I don't know if she's with another guy or not, but I'm dead inside thinking about how she's going to possibly spend tomorrow night out with someone else and then get fucked afterwards

I'm considering going to her house and doing something dramatic

wrong, you don't even know how to tell a boy penis from a girl penis. no wonder you're sexually confused and frustrated.

you have no idea what feminine cock is you dumb son of a whore

A small shriveled penis is a girl penis. What the fuck are you on? There's only two penis, a large juicy penis and a small dry circumcised american penis. You faggots will fap to any man who does deadlifts and wears a hatsune miku wig, don't lie.

wrong

>wait for her and Chad to go fuck
>douse yourself with gasoline
>barge into room
>lock door
>set yourself on fire
that'll show em

if this is real can i get this on foodstamps?

wrong

>im a normie blogging about my gf
>muh I'm dead inside because she broke up with me
cry me a river normie
then kill yourself

lol

you should upgrade to a trans girl

maybe you should have dated a hot girl with a feminine penis

No that's so you can sound like 9 dicks at once obviously

dude I know it hurts. but you'll get over her. I'm guilty of it too, but the only men I know who get as emotionally distraught as this over a woman have nothing to keep themselves personally motivated. move on, and focus on bettering yourself.

how get?

look online

I'm not meant for this world anymore. I just don't think I can live in a world where you literally can't say that a girl doesn't have a penis. It all seems like a joke now. But it's real.

Smoke a bowl and watch some anime bro don't worry about it it's all going to be fine :^)

>tells user to watch anime
>posts french cartoon

u can kys anytime bruv

Disgusting. Children work there.

Good thing I live in Israel. I'll go out and get it, Veeky Forums. I'll post pictures tomorrow.

בהצלחה!

theres not that much difference between french anime and japanese anime

But Japanese anime is run by massive amounts of 50+ year old Japanese men that need to retire so no new ideas get in from the decreasing number of young new hires.

>Doing this on Valentines Day.

Do you cry as you thrust?