I'm trying to get laid lads. How can I make a bombass spaghetti and how can I plate it to impress. Also buying a bottle of Merlot. I'm not a huge wine drinker but I think that goes best with spaghetti, right?
I'm trying to get laid lads. How can I make a bombass spaghetti and how can I plate it to impress...
Ryan Morris
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Xavier Collins
cum in it lad
Aaron Evans
If you want to get laid outside of the trailer park, maybe get a little more ambitious than spaghetti.
Josiah Phillips
don't listen to this fag. give her the ol cum noodle lad
Logan Watson
Whats easy and looks fancy? Also it should've been obvious I'm cumming in the food I thought that was implied in the op
Jayden Young
Carbonara, also very easy to hide the cum
Liam Gonzalez
For plating ideas, google "spaghetti plating", and click the "Images" link. A lot of people go fairly vertical, twisting the spaghetti on a fork to make a big spiral cone on the plate, then decorate the top.
A ripe, full-bodied Merlot would work, or a Chianti or Cabernet Sauvignon would go with red sauces. Or if neither of you are wine connoisseurs, you could just pick something with a pretty label!
Nothing wrong with spaghetti per se. If that's OP's cooking comfort level, best to stay with what you know.
Nathan Garcia
She drinks wine regularly and is a fan of Italian food so yeah I think I'm going Merlot. What are those green leafs you see people out ontop of pasta sometimes? And are they edible?
Easton Adams
Err, for clarity, I mean you use a fork to make a spiral of spaghetti from your pot/pan, then deposit the spiral on the plate. That way the plate has plenty of useless white space to make it look fancy.
Jason Peterson
More rounded leaves are probably basil, more jagged leaves are probably italian parsley. But most any fresh leafy herb would be fine. I mean mint wouldn't be a normal flavor, but it's just a couple leaves, nobody will care. All are edible.