Dirty money

i seen to have gotten myself into a pickle here /biz
i need tips cleaning/laundering ~150k in cash (mixed US bills)

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Establishing a business, business license, llc,
It don’t matter the gig , Whatever just look legit on paper. Then make it look like your doing biz. Invoice, bills, etc. damn son cmon.

>open a food truck
>wow it was successful
aint the sharpest dildo around huh?

Totally clean? Ya wanna pay taxes on it? Local bitcoins > Verified gemini > cash out to bank account and report the gains.

I like this idea
maybe 3 food carts and actually try to turn a profit

Put it in the wash you fucking moron.

Become a waiter and claim it as your tips.

You're going to lose 50% of it. Just keep it dirty.

>walk into casino every day buying $5000 dollars in chips
>gamble here and there on 50/50 games (blackjack or roulette)
>cash out in cheque form
>deposit in bank
>declare winnings

>launder dirty money through a casino
uhh
uhhhhh