God tier food combinations

>Red wine and dark chocolate

are you a suburban white woman who likes to talk about how "bad" she is

I'm not him, but shut the fuck up.

What also goes great, OP, is red wine and cheese and crackers. Definitely makes you seem fancier than you really are.

This.
I could barely stomach red wine until I tried it with cheese. It's amazing how it brings out the flavor of the wine/grapes.

bbq sauce + bleu cheese

*tips fedora*

Steak + ketchup

peanut butter - melted cheddar - hot sauce
peanut butter - sweet pickles

>tips fedora in neckbeard

coffee + literally anything sweet

>coffee + chocolate chip cookies
>plain oatmeal + an apple (sliced on the side, not cut into the oatmeal because temperatures)

That's like taking a steamed king crab and slapping a snickers bar on it.

cheese, crackers & jam

fell in love with smoked cheese and fig jam on a plain cracker over christmas

salt, fat and sugar

>a steamed king crab and slapping a snickers bar on it
Is that any good?

Also, thin slices of sausage to go with the cheese and crackers. 10/10 meal anons.

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I actually want to try that now.

Meat and cheese

A good Port is a much better fir against chocolate than any dry red wine.

mashed banana or beef Ramen

French fries and pic related

Are you an obese 27 year old who plays waifu simulators? Why don't you contribute to the thread, even mountain dew and Doritos would be acceptable.

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