God tier food combinations

>Red wine and dark chocolate

are you a suburban white woman who likes to talk about how "bad" she is

I'm not him, but shut the fuck up.

What also goes great, OP, is red wine and cheese and crackers. Definitely makes you seem fancier than you really are.

This.
I could barely stomach red wine until I tried it with cheese. It's amazing how it brings out the flavor of the wine/grapes.

bbq sauce + bleu cheese

*tips fedora*

Steak + ketchup

peanut butter - melted cheddar - hot sauce
peanut butter - sweet pickles

>tips fedora in neckbeard

coffee + literally anything sweet